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The Grey Elf
Grey Havens
Mar 6 2014, 1:33pm
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TORn brothers, this poll is for you! Who is cinematic Middle-earth's most attractive female?
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As there has been a disproportionate -- some of you might say insufferable -- amount of sighing and swooning by your sister TORnsibs over hot dwarves and other virile characters residing in PJ's movie-verse, I thought it only fair to give our menfolk a chance to express their opinions. Do you fancy a female FIGWIT? Some misc. choices are provided. And a few candidates you may choose to take seriously or not. ;-)
So, guys, let's hear your voice!
(This post was edited by The Grey Elf on Mar 6 2014, 1:34pm)
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 6 2014, 2:31pm
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I wouldn't mind seeing more of that elven harpist
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that Bofur was checking out. Anybody know who she was?
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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 6 2014, 7:07pm
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Still waiting for the EEEE with this scene:
From IMDB trivia: "A scene was cut from the finished film that showed Eowyn (Miranda Otto) stripping away her regular clothes and then dressing herself in the armor of a Rohan warrior."
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Nuradar
Rohan
Mar 6 2014, 7:40pm
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With respect to Arwen (and Liv Tyler, of course), Tauriel is the full meal deal.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2014, 7:45pm
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Way to go! 
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal
Mar 6 2014, 9:45pm
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Eowyn made me forget that I'm only *mostly* straight. I bought a life-sized standee of her, as well as one of Aragorn.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 7 2014, 2:59pm
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I don't remember if Bofur winked at her.
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My attention is not on him during that scene. She had a beautiful face that we saw through the strings of her harp. And those pointed ears that I could nibble on all day. 
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The Grey Elf
Grey Havens
Mar 8 2014, 1:40am
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Hey, Meneldor, don't forget to vote for your Misc. elf-maid! :-). //
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Patty
Immortal
Mar 8 2014, 6:48am
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I am not interested in "that" way, but if I were, I'd vote for Arwen. Galadriel would be next if I didnt think that her hair (wig) was * too thin for such prominent facial features.
Good golly my grammar is so bad. This is contrary to fact, so should it be "were" or "was" subjunctive mood?
Grammar police ?
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The Grey Elf
Grey Havens
Mar 8 2014, 12:00pm
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No need to call the cops, Patty
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I believe your grammar is correct.
If I were to choose, it would be Arwen, not because I want to "have" her but because I'd love to "be" her. Oh to "have" such luxurious locks!! (And Aragorn, of course.)
Yeah, women. It's always about the hair! 
(This post was edited by The Grey Elf on Mar 8 2014, 12:01pm)
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imin
Valinor
Mar 8 2014, 8:36pm
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Then Tauriel actress, Eowyn for me was not attractive at all.
Liv along with Galadriel seemed the most elven.
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wonderinglinguist
Lorien
Mar 10 2014, 3:20am
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Just throwing this out there (I'm not a bro, but I think I can still see if a woman is attractive or not  ), but I think Eowyn is the prettiest woman in Middle-Earth. I re-watched LotR recently and was struck by how pretty she is. Arwen is very attractive, too, but Eowyn has a much more natural beauty about her. It seems like they put so little makeup on Miranda Otto (seriously, sometimes I wonder if they used any!), yet she still looks so great! That's one thing that bugs me about Tauriel: they loaded her up with makeup, so she looks too modern-day and unnatural, to me.
That's this girl's perspective, anyway.
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Mar 10 2014, 9:55pm
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It's No wonder that
PJ left her out
Who would PLAY HER?
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Longbottom Leaf
Lorien
Mar 13 2014, 1:35am
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Seeing that as a choice gave me quite a chuckle. So thanks for that!
This is a tough one. I kinda liked the Rivendell flute elf. Galadriel is just an angel and I have been known to be a fool for blondes. Tauriel is probably the one I find myself most attracted to though. However, as I see myself as more hobbit than elf, realistically speaking I would have to choose Rosie Cotton.
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The Grey Elf
Grey Havens
Mar 13 2014, 1:40am
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Yes, Rosie is making a much better showing than I expected. :-)
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Don't forget to give her your vote!
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Longbottom Leaf
Lorien
Mar 13 2014, 2:06am
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Did I forget to vote? And now I just cast an empty vote, haha! I think it's time for me to stumble out of the green dragon and put my pipe away for the night! Ok, got my vote in for Rosie!
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sherlock
Gondor
Mar 17 2014, 10:56am
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Liv Tyler's Arwen was the best elf. I voted for Rosie Cotton because I prefer the pretty girl next door look. All the female characters are beautiful, except Shelob.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 17 2014, 12:18pm
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Hey! That's not a nice thing to say!
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All the female characters are beautiful, except Shelob. She's got feelings too! I think...
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sherlock
Gondor
Mar 20 2014, 6:52pm
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I don't like Tauriel's look either.
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And that actress is absolutely beautiful. It must be the makeup.
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