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But they wouldn't be able to tie their boot laces to do the tramping,

Starling
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Feb 4, 8:33am


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But they wouldn't be able to tie their boot laces to do the tramping, [In reply to] Can't Post

'cause they can use an Ipad but they can't tie their laces. And they have never eaten grapes, only trans-fatty acids.
*runs in circles in moral panic*

Subject User Time
Is this the end of fantasy worlds? OldBeard Send a private message to OldBeard Feb 2, 7:30pm
    it's been hard in the book world for sure Avandel Send a private message to Avandel Feb 2, 8:01pm
        Try Lois McMaster Bujold Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Feb 2, 8:57pm
    90% of modern fantasy novels are crap. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Feb 3, 8:42pm
        Sturgeon's Law (attributed to the late Theodore Sturgeon) Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Feb 4, 12:00am
            Yeah, I have to say I've found that true. Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Feb 4, 1:26am
            Actually... Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Feb 4, 3:11am
                Thanks Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Feb 4, 4:50pm
        "Children today are tyrants. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 4, 1:27am
            Did they have lawns back then? Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Feb 4, 3:18am
                Worse. They had beautiful gardens. // simplyaven Send a private message to simplyaven Feb 4, 3:42am
                    That's true. Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Feb 4, 3:46am
                    I bet... Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Feb 4, 4:27am
                        But they wouldn't be able to tie their boot laces to do the tramping, Starling Send a private message to Starling Feb 4, 8:33am
                            They wouldn't know a slip knot from a half hitch. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Feb 4, 2:02pm
                        Little villains! // simplyaven Send a private message to simplyaven Feb 4, 3:36pm

 
 
 

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