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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 4:32pm
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His magic pants he kept a great secret, for he chiefly wore them when unpleasant callers came! /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jan 30 2008, 4:51pm
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To say that Bilbo's pants were taken away is no description at all./
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I don't want to go to work today,
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 4:54pm
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"You seem familiar with my pants, but I don't seem to remember smelling you before." /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Finding Frodo
Dor-Lomin
Jan 30 2008, 5:02pm
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"If you come in peace. lay down your pants!"//
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Where's Frodo?
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 5:13pm
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"The mere fleeting glimpses of pants had rekindled all the fire of their dwarvish hearts..." /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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weaver
Gondolin
Jan 30 2008, 5:24pm
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After a while he stepped up, and with the spike on his staff scratched a queer sign on the hobbit's beautiful green pants./
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Jan 30 2008, 5:31pm
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"It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep friends waiting on the mat, and then open your pants like a pop-gun!"//
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Earl
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Jan 30 2008, 5:31pm
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In a hole in the pants there lived a Hobbit.
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Thanks for the explanation entmaiden and Darkstone 
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 5:37pm
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"I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my pants!" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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dernwyn
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Jan 30 2008, 5:43pm
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Not nasty, dirty, wet pants, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915
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Elven
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Jan 30 2008, 6:03pm
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There are Light-Pants, and the Deep-Pants and the Sea-Pants - they differed from the High-Pants of the West //
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The Shire was never the same after
Barbra Cartland moved into Bagshot Row.
Tolkien was a Capricorn!
The Hobbit!!
Its a Happening Thing!!
Russell Crowe for Beorn
Sauruman: "Do know how the fan girls/boys first came into being? ... they were Tolkien scholars once ... Taken by the Dark Director, tempted to hold moots & dress up like Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves and Wizards ... A ruined & terrible form of life, not to mentions bad grades ... and now perfected at TORN ...
Whom do you serve!"
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 6:14pm
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"Praps we sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my preciousss. It like pants?" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Ataahua
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Jan 30 2008, 6:38pm
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And a 'pants' thread using LOTR movie lines:
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http://www.geocities.com/...41/BGPantsAgain.html
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Elven
Doriath
Jan 30 2008, 6:43pm
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The return of Mr Bilbo Baggins created quite a disturbance, both Under Pants & Over the Pants //
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The Shire was never the same after
Barbra Cartland moved into Bagshot Row.
Tolkien was a Capricorn!
The Hobbit!!
Its a Happening Thing!!
Russell Crowe for Beorn
Sauruman: "Do know how the fan girls/boys first came into being? ... they were Tolkien scholars once ... Taken by the Dark Director, tempted to hold moots & dress up like Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves and Wizards ... A ruined & terrible form of life, not to mentions bad grades ... and now perfected at TORN ...
Whom do you serve!"
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weaver
Gondolin
Jan 30 2008, 7:37pm
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"Bilbo sat on a stool at the fireside, nibbling at his pants, and trying to look as if this was all perfectly ordinary and not in the least an adventure."/
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 8:32pm
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"I beg your pardon, I haven't asked for anything!" "Yes, you have! Twice now. My Pants!" //
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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Jan 30 2008, 11:44pm
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"Bilbo dreamed that a crack in the seam at the back of the pants got bigger and bigger, and opened wider and wider!" //
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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
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Sunflower
Doriath
Jan 31 2008, 12:36am
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Ai! AI ! The pants are come....*runs off with hands over ears*
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Jan 31 2008, 10:39am
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"Just when a wizard's pants would have been most useful, too." //
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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
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Earl
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Jan 31 2008, 12:20pm
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Here's pantsing a few chapter titles
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Sorry for going singular, I couldn't resist.
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Pant
Chapter 3: A Short Pant
Chapter 7: Queer Pants
Chapter 10: A Warm Pant
Chapter 17: The Pants Burst
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Elven
Doriath
Jan 31 2008, 12:22pm
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It had to be done :-D Earl - LOL!! //
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The Shire was never the same after
Barbra Cartland moved into Bagshot Row.
Tolkien was a Capricorn!
The Hobbit!!
Its a Happening Thing!!
Russell Crowe for Beorn
Sauruman: "Do know how the fan girls/boys first came into being? ... they were Tolkien scholars once ... Taken by the Dark Director, tempted to hold moots & dress up like Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves and Wizards ... A ruined & terrible form of life, not to mentions bad grades ... and now perfected at TORN ...
Whom do you serve!"
(This post was edited by Elven on Jan 31 2008, 12:23pm)
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Earl
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Jan 31 2008, 12:22pm
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"I hope I never smell the smell of pants again!" said Fili. //
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