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Ataahua
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Jan 19 2008, 11:01pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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So we know that Sauron wanted to cover all of Middle-earth in a second darkness. But what did he plan to do after that?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Starling
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Jan 19 2008, 11:16pm
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somewhere in the Shire (should be plenty of those available), redecorate and turn it into a pleasant homestay and organic farm, all with a reality TV crew following him around.
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Ataahua
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Jan 19 2008, 11:16pm
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To be scared by the rides? :D /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Jan 20 2008, 12:18am
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Set up a reeeeally good firework display. Eat your heart out, Gandalf...
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Penthe
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Jan 20 2008, 12:42am
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Really get the benefit from his nuclear power monopoly
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He had to take out Galadriel first, of course.
(Ring as cycolotron theory of LOTR)
I quite like cheese, you know.
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burrahobbit
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Jan 20 2008, 12:47am
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Sauron knew that with the complete rings of power collection...
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... he'd make a killing on Ebay.
With the proceeds he had planned a golfing retirement in the Shire, with Saruman as his caddy  .
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Darkstone
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Jan 20 2008, 1:05am
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Put up a huge disco ball and groove the everlasting night away..
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But the day is saved by....
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 20 2008, 1:52am
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Rearrange the beacons of Gondor
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so they spell "SAURON RULES!" from outer space.
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Penthe
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Jan 20 2008, 2:02am
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which makes me wonder what Sauron's favourite disco tunes would be?
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Luthien would have to have (S)he's the greatest dancer, of course.
I quite like cheese, you know.
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jan 20 2008, 2:20am
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Well, duh. Cover all of Middle-earth in a third darkness./
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I don't want to go to work today,
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jan 20 2008, 2:27am
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It's the only thing he knows, really./
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I don't want to go to work today,
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.
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Ataahua
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Jan 20 2008, 2:27am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Finding Frodo
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Jan 20 2008, 2:44am
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So he'll use his power for good then?//
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Where's Frodo?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 20 2008, 3:10am
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Dance Until (There's No) Dawn (For Men)
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Stop me someone, please .... it's late ... I'm waaaaaay overtired 
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Elven
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Jan 20 2008, 3:13am
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The Shire was never the same after
Barbra Cartland moved into Bagshot Row.
Tolkien was a Capricorn!
The Hobbit!!
Its a Happening Thing!!
Russell Crowe for Beorn
Sauruman: "Do know how the fan girls/boys first came into being? ... they were Tolkien scholars once ... Taken by the Dark Director, tempted to hold moots & dress up like Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves and Wizards ... A ruined & terrible form of life, not to mentions bad grades ... and now perfected at TORN ...
Whom do you serve!"
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Gondor
Jan 20 2008, 3:54am
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Check if his light-up Sting collectible really works as advertised. /NT
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Smeagirl/Girllum
Gondor
Jan 20 2008, 3:59am
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I just know it as a Fark.com cliche. So thanks, I've learned something new today. Useless, but new . . .
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Altaira
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Jan 20 2008, 4:48am
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EYE will survive , I did it my EYE way
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Okay, the last one isn't exactly disco, but I couldn't resist.
Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.
"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower
"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase
TORn Calendar
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