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noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 26 2013, 6:57pm

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If Tolkien had been assisted by autocorrect ... Can't Post

 

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The dork fire will not avail you, flaming undies!

Was one possible result we came up with in the Reading Room recently.

How else might the shirt have hit the fan?

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


Na Vedui
Rohan


Nov 26 2013, 9:33pm

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Um... [In reply to] Can't Post

Legoland (or Legless) Greenleaf and his great friend Gimlet?


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 26 2013, 9:36pm

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A few ideas come to mind... [In reply to] Can't Post

"All we have to decide is what to do with the dime that is given us."

"In a hole in the ground there lived a habit."

"Where there's life there's hype, and need of vittles."

"Not all those who pander are lost."

The second TORn Amateur Symposium is running right now, in the Reading Room. Come have a look and maybe stay to chat!





noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 26 2013, 10:10pm

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"The potty of Bilbo may rule the fate of many..." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


elaen32
Gondor


Nov 26 2013, 11:20pm

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Well, my phone has come up with the following.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Frisky Bagging for Frodo Baggins
Fridge Blogger for Fredegar Bolger !!!


Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!



elaen32
Gondor


Nov 26 2013, 11:23pm

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And, not Tolkien, but... [In reply to] Can't Post

Riche Armpit for Richard ArmitageMad


Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!



Kim
Valinor


Nov 26 2013, 11:30pm

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D**n you autocorrect!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Mad indeed


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Nov 27 2013, 1:05am

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I'd just like to let you know... [In reply to] Can't Post

that I have been giggling hysterically off and on all afternoon over this one (and probably causing some people to fear for my mental health, but who cares?). Laugh Laugh Laugh I honestly have no way to improve on it.


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The dork fire will not avail you, flaming undies!

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"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Kim
Valinor


Nov 27 2013, 3:19am

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"Deep down here by the dark water lived old Collin" [In reply to] Can't Post

Yep, that's what my phone gave me. Somehow, just doesn't sound as scary as Gollum. Tongue


Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2013, 3:24am

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Here's some [In reply to] Can't Post

Far over the misty mountains sold
To dungeons deep and caverns bold
We must away ere break of tray
To find our long forgotten mold.


"We are plane quiet folk and have no use for dentures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for winner!"

"YOU...SHALL NOT...SASS!"

And in honor of DOS:

"Such is the nature of weevil. In time all fowl thinks come forth"

"Do not think that I won't thrill you, dwarf!"

"It is not our sprite."
"It IS our sprite!"


Cirashala
Grey Havens


Nov 27 2013, 4:23am

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In honor of one of my favorite Middle-earth songs :) [In reply to] Can't Post

Blunt the knives
Bend the forks
Smash the bottles
And burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the slaves
That's what allan bagging hates!

But the cloth and tread on the eat
Leave the comes on the bedroom oct
Soup the milk on the pantry door
Splash the wind on every door

Dump the breaks in a boiling bowl
Sound them up with a thumping sold
And when you're finished he any are whole
Send them down the hall to poll!

That's what allan bagging gates!


Race is meaningless. We all bleed red-no matter who or what we are. What matters is the heart. For each race has those with good hearts and those with bad hearts. You have a good heart. You do not deserve to die.


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Nov 27 2013, 5:39am

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noWizardme sir, let me shake your hand! [In reply to] Can't Post

This one had me laughing 'til I was in tears and then giggling so I couldn't go to sleep! Sly

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings




noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2013, 7:47am

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It was a team effort - blame Brethil :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2013, 8:02am

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"Fridge Blogger" ! [In reply to] Can't Post

Fridge Blogger (instead of Freadeager Bolger ) does summon up a Bridget Jones like character keeping a journal at Crickhollow!

Gotta keep up food deliveries for 5, of course…

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 27 2013, 4:54pm

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As usual, a delightful idea! [In reply to] Can't Post


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It was a team effort - Yes, my dear Wizard! Angelic blame Brethil :) // (story of my life...) LaughCrazy


The second TORn Amateur Symposium is running right now, in the Reading Room. Come have a look and maybe stay to chat!





Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 27 2013, 6:28pm

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"All I did was give your ankle a brittle fudge off the floor." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Begonia, fowl swimmer lake, load of carry-on!"

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May 1910: The Nine Kings assembled at Buckingham Palace for the funeral of Edward VII.
(From left to right, back row: Haakon VII of Norway, Ferdinand I of Bulgaria, Manuel II of Portugal, Wilhelm II of Germany, George I of Greece, and Albert I of Belgium. Front row: Alphonso XIII of Spain, George V of England, and Frederick VIII of Denmark.)


(This post was edited by Darkstone on Nov 27 2013, 6:35pm)


noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2013, 7:22pm

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Brilliant// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


Faleel
Rohan

Nov 27 2013, 11:59pm

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. [In reply to] Can't Post

Fool of a Luke! throw you self in rest time, and writ us off your stupidity.


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Nov 28 2013, 12:02am

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Lost on translation? [In reply to] Can't Post

Et earello endorenna Ithilien simple math an ad holding at tenn' Akbar meta!

Call me Rem. Rembrethil is a lot to type!!


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Nov 28 2013, 12:05am

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*to prompter * Line!! Who is that guy I am insulting again? [In reply to] Can't Post

Rad agar? Rad aghast the bird-tamer? Rasa vast the fool!

Call me Rem. Rembrethil is a lot to type!!


noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Nov 28 2013, 2:35pm

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Does anyone have the reverse problem - their gadgets have "learned" Tolkien terms and now autocorrect to those?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Nov 28 2013, 4:11pm

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MyTolkien Autocorrect [In reply to] Can't Post

Yes!!

Ithilien
Hobbit
Feanor
Balrog
Shire
Andreth
Finrod
Bilbo
and
Melkor

Make some unexpected appearances in emails.

Call me Rem. Rembrethil is a lot to type!!


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Nov 28 2013, 6:18pm

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That fits both of them perfectly! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Nov 28 2013, 6:21pm

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And lave the dreads with grease.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Nov 28 2013, 6:22pm

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"Lost" cannot be translated.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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