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LOTR and Hobbit Theme Jokes,

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Rivendell


Nov 8 2013, 11:45pm


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I thought it might be a lot of fun, if anyone is interested, to have a thread dedicated to humorous jokes with a LOTR and Hobbit theme. I know there are quite a few funny ones out there.

So if you know of a good one, or if you can create a joke yourself please post it here. Smile
( It does not matter how lame or silly you think the joke is, it will be appreciated here just for the fun of it, just as long as it is not offensive or rude. ) Smile

I have a few really silly ones I made up myself, I'd like to share to start the thread off:

1) What do you call a really bored Dragon?
Answer: Smaug-is-bored.

2) How does a Dragon get his gold past customs?
Answer: He Smauggles it in.

3) What is Smaugs favorite biscult to have with cheese?
Answer: Firecrackers.

4) What do you say when a dragon ages?
Answer: He's getting - Smolder.

Like I said they are really silly Crazy I'm sure you lot could do better.

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LOTR and Hobbit Theme Jokes, star Nov 8 2013, 11:45pm
    Darkstone! (no pressure) Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 9 2013, 12:01am
        Thanks Lissiun for your kind words : 0) star Nov 9 2013, 12:17am
    lol acheron Send a private message to acheron Nov 9 2013, 1:50am
        Thats a Fishy Tail !!! star Nov 9 2013, 2:00am
    What did Gollum say when he escaped from the Elves of Mirkwood? AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Nov 9 2013, 2:12am
        "Hasta Luegolas!"// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Nov 9 2013, 5:38am
            *groan* AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Nov 9 2013, 1:44pm
    Jokes from message boards past... AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Nov 9 2013, 2:19am
        *doubles over with laughter* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Nov 9 2013, 2:53am
        That gets a good Star Energy Rating from me!!! star Nov 9 2013, 2:54am
    What was Lassie to Timmy? L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Nov 9 2013, 2:47am
        Thats a bit Ruff, Ruff : 0 ) star Nov 9 2013, 3:00am
    Troll joke alert!!! star Nov 9 2013, 3:16am
    What stirring orders did Thorin give his dwarves before battle? Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 9 2013, 4:28am
        Good One! star Nov 9 2013, 5:15am
        A lot more popular than his previous order: L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Nov 9 2013, 5:35am
            But it became a meme, and passed into legend: Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 9 2013, 5:53am
        Love it! :-) // Kim Send a private message to Kim Nov 10 2013, 12:25am
            Thorin was born to be a poster boy, eh? Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 10 2013, 3:41am
                The problem is Kim Send a private message to Kim Nov 10 2013, 3:45am
    How did Gollum survive under the mountain all those years? Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 9 2013, 5:23am
        Love that one!!! star Nov 9 2013, 5:50am
    Gandalf said to Merry and Pippin, "Take this to the King" star Nov 9 2013, 6:07am
    What do you call a Hobbit mother? Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Nov 9 2013, 6:32am
        What do you call a mother Dwarves young son? star Nov 9 2013, 6:49am
            Haha, that was a good one! FaramirAndEowynMorningStar Send a private message to FaramirAndEowynMorningStar Nov 9 2013, 8:39am
                That movie is so funny !!! star Nov 9 2013, 9:11am
                    Re: ENT-ertainment Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 9 2013, 6:24pm
                        Wow!!! Thanks for sharing! star Nov 9 2013, 9:59pm
    I hope this isn't in bad taste! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Nov 9 2013, 7:53pm
        lol star Nov 9 2013, 10:04pm
    What did Smaug say to the Fell Beast? grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Nov 10 2013, 2:21am
        lol, another fell beast joke star Nov 10 2013, 3:12am
            Ohhhh... [de]Captivating!!! ;D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Nov 10 2013, 1:28pm
    Why is a Nazgul like a writing desk? Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Nov 12 2013, 3:42pm
        Why was LOTR made into a movie??? star Nov 12 2013, 8:30pm
            Bad hobbit!// Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 13 2013, 11:10am
                Elf and Dwarve jokes!!! star Nov 13 2013, 11:24am
        At last, we have an answer to the writing desk question, Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 13 2013, 11:07am

 
 
 

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