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Glorfindel versus Batman


Nov 1 2013, 7:47pm

Post #1 of 5 (706 views)
Glorfindel versus Batman Can't Post

Who wins?

That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
Things that your paper never prints
They only speak of them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls,
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found,
It only can live underground.
I really dare not name to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.

Superuser / Moderator

Nov 1 2013, 9:27pm

Post #2 of 5 (608 views)
I have to [In reply to] Can't Post

go with the creature of two worlds who faced up to a fire demon. Gadgets won't cut it with an Elf Lord who is determined to pull out your entrails.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Ziggy Stardust

Nov 2 2013, 12:27am

Post #3 of 5 (625 views)
Glorfindel, Glorfindel, Glorfindel! [In reply to] Can't Post

All the way! It's gotta be Glorfindel! For the reason Atthua said, I couldn't have said it better myself. Go Glorfindel! Cool

Werde Spinner

Nov 4 2013, 8:15pm

Post #4 of 5 (539 views)
Glorfindel [In reply to] Can't Post

Because he comes back to life without comic book immortality. Also, he killed a Balrog. Has Batman ever done that?

"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Nov 8 2013, 1:14am

Post #5 of 5 (603 views)
Hmm... [In reply to] Can't Post

I think Glorifindal would win. But come on... It is still batman we are talking about. In the end, he is still just a mortal though.

Beware the shiny
They are there to steal your heart.
You must just say no.

On another note, wonder what obscure holiday it is today? No? Of course you do! That is why I have created This calender to tell you! Enjoy. I take suggestions if I missed your favorite holiday.


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