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stormcrow20
Gondor


Oct 31 2013, 5:12am

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The recent release of the new action figures for Desolation of Smaug reminded me of this old but cool photo of Sir Ian and his little wizards. Enjoy! Cool




For our newer members, all you have to do is post a funny caption describing the scene as if from a newspaper, or provide something clever that the character(s) might be saying. There is no official winner, and feel free to post as many captions as you like. The sillier the better!



star
Rivendell


Oct 31 2013, 9:59am

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Love this Pic [In reply to] Can't Post

Here goes: Saruman talking to Gandalf; " now look at us, we have become cake decorations on Peter Jacksons bithday cake, "by the way Happy Birthday Peter Jackson.

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Look we have become Hobbits.


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Oct 31 2013, 10:06am

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Gandalf to Saruman [In reply to] Can't Post

G: "I told you that a shrinking spell was a bad idea. What was that? I thought I heard your cat!"

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 31 2013, 11:59am

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Sir Ian testifies to the power of never going with the first draft // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 31 2013, 1:28pm

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Sir Ian McKellen rehearses a scene from Mel Brook's upcoming film, "Ringballs". [In reply to] Can't Post

"'Oh, no, Gandalf! Your Wizard Staff is as big as mine!!!'
"'So, Saruman, now you see that good will always triumph because evil is dumb!'"

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That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
Things that your paper never prints
They only speak of them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls,
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found,
It only can live underground.
I really dare not name to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.


Wayward
The Shire


Oct 31 2013, 1:56pm

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Says Gandalf... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Ah, my old friend. You must consider purchasing more stylish robes. The ones you've got are absolutely rada-ghastly."


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 31 2013, 1:58pm

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I'd watch that. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Oct 31 2013, 4:43pm

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Not my caption [In reply to] Can't Post

but I've seen this picture labeled meme-style as: "Playing With Yourself: You're Doing It Right." Cool

"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Oct 31 2013, 9:03pm

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Lear: "Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage!" Fool: "He that has a little tiny wit, . . ."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 2 2013, 12:54pm

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Me, me, meeeeee :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 2 2013, 2:23pm

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Geek Boys Love Their Toys!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 2 2013, 11:40pm

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Saruman!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



What business does a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, and a hobbit have in the Rivenmark?


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 3 2013, 3:14am

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"I shall take over Middle-earth and call it ... Middle-earth." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Meneldor
Tol Eressea


Nov 3 2013, 3:17am

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"I think we should call it your barrow!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.

When the wicked, even mine enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell. Psalm 27:2

 
 

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