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The Simpsons "The Hobbit"


Oct 30 2013, 9:06pm

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Simpsons have made a Hobbit "parody" loved it :D

" Why, O people of Noldor! Fëanor cried. Why should we longer serve the jealous Valar, who cannot keep us nor even their own realm secure from their enemy? And though he be now their foe, are not they and he of one kin? Vengence calls me hence, but even were it otherwise I would not dwell longer in the same land with the kin of my father's slayer and of the thief of treasure. Yet i am not the only valiant in this valiant people. And have ye not all lost your King? And what else have ye not lost, cooped here in a narrow land between the mountains and the sea? Here once was light, that the Valar begrudged to middle-earth, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless forever, a shadow-folk, mist-haunting, dropping vain tears in the thankless sea? Or shall we return to our home? In cuiviènen sweet ran the waters under uncloaded stars, and wide lands lay about, where a free people might walk. There they lie still and await us who in out folly forsook them. Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!"

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Oct 31 2013, 6:34pm)

Subject User Time
The Simpsons "The Hobbit" DuBekar Send a private message to DuBekar Oct 30 2013, 9:06pm
    Should Homer not be Bombur rather than Dwalin? Captain Salt Send a private message to Captain Salt Oct 30 2013, 9:15pm
    Yeah Shagrat Send a private message to Shagrat Oct 30 2013, 9:54pm
        Not true. They have had lots of funny moments in that span, they have just failed to attain AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Oct 30 2013, 11:20pm
            Yeah, new Simpsons may not be Great Television, sauget.diblosio Send a private message to sauget.diblosio Oct 31 2013, 9:32am
    Great find OrphanOfNumenor Send a private message to OrphanOfNumenor Oct 30 2013, 10:32pm
    nice! Silmaril Send a private message to Silmaril Oct 31 2013, 7:34am
    Sort of expected more TheSexyBeard Send a private message to TheSexyBeard Oct 31 2013, 6:12pm


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