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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Oct 27 2013, 9:12pm


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So why do the Dwarves keep their true names secret?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Subject User Time
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Oct 27 2013, 9:12pm
    They're all named Melvin // Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 27 2013, 9:13pm
    They've all used them as their log-in passwords // Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Oct 27 2013, 9:33pm
    Well......... Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Oct 27 2013, 9:39pm
    Habit. They do the same thing to their doors! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Oct 28 2013, 12:58am
    Sedimentary, my dear Watson - Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Oct 28 2013, 12:59am
    Contrary to popular belief, Google has been around since the First Age. // Eye's on Guard Send a private message to Eye's on Guard Oct 28 2013, 1:49am
    LOL! These are all particularly good this time, everyone! :D // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Oct 28 2013, 2:16am
    Elves are notorious identity thieves. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 28 2013, 5:32am
    They are sick and tired of getting spam emails Kalimac Send a private message to Kalimac Oct 28 2013, 6:05am
    Some things are best kept secret sador Send a private message to sador Oct 28 2013, 7:41am
        That's what happens when you take on Dwarves in a drinking contest ;-D Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Oct 28 2013, 10:23am
        Oh sodding heck. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Oct 28 2013, 6:12pm
    They're not deliberately trying to keep them secret... L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Oct 28 2013, 1:33pm
    Durin I had his bank account hacked after using his credit card at a Starbucks in Lothlorien Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Oct 28 2013, 1:53pm
    To avoid a police record if they get caught being tossed. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 28 2013, 5:35pm
    Secret Dwarves Business star Oct 30 2013, 5:06am
        Welcome to TORn! sador Send a private message to sador Oct 30 2013, 10:32am
            Silly Me star Oct 30 2013, 11:53am

 
 
 

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