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Is it Possible?

Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 20 2013, 2:54am

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Is it Possible? Can't Post

That one
Could make a Career
of being a Comedian?

Who Only Talks
in "TolkienSpeak"

Bomby
Volunteers!

Bomby's Resume has been
on-Line fur about aBOUT
aaaa..few Years!

"What Say you?"
Brothers & Sisters of
TORN?

VerBoseBomby


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Oct 20 2013, 3:59am

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Your credentials are solid. [In reply to] Can't Post

Go for it!! Smile Tongue Preach the word of Tolkien to the faithful! Surely there are enough geeks among us who would support such a venture. Wink

"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Oct 21 2013, 3:23am

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I think that [In reply to] Can't Post

TORn folk would make a good test audience: you could put some jokes in writing and try 'em out?


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:18am

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Okay! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Why Did the ORC cross the Road?"

"Weell.
.
he hadn't MURDERED
anyone
All Day?"


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:45am

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Aragorn, Frodo, and Gollum walk into "The Prancin' Pony" [In reply to] Can't Post

Barliman asks
"Show me your IDs?"

Gollum sayzz..
"which ONE?"


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:52am

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Arwen is Upset... [In reply to] Can't Post

He is off to WAR in the South...
Yet?
No Postcard from the Edge..
of DOOM!


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:58am

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Galadriel & Celeborn in Bed... [In reply to] Can't Post

Celeborn:
"Why do insist on ALWAYS?

Being on TOP?"


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 11:03am

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Mayor Sam & Rose made many Babyzz? [In reply to] Can't Post

Why?

Cheaper by the Dozen...


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 11:24am

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Baldo Baggins & Berylla Boffin.. Begat.. [In reply to] Can't Post

Mungo, Pansy, Ponto, Largo. and Lily..

Mungo
Begat Bungo, Belba, Longo, Linda, & BINGO?...

Bungo & Belladaona TOOK
Begat... Bilbo?

This is WHERE
Bomby gets Confused...
irr?

JUS'How many "B"zz are there
.. in The Shire?


(This post was edited by Bombadil on Oct 22 2013, 11:28am)


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 11:47am

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Tom Bombadil & Farmer Maggot had a Conspirsy? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Well, if we keep them
on
Mushrooms & Pipeweed"

"They are Puddy in OUR Hands!"

Poor litll' Groovy Guys&Dolls..

Hobbits Always seem to
be played as Pawns
in MiddleEarth
Political
Chess?

MAY it Be?
That is WHY
we love them sooo
Much.


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Oct 22 2013, 1:58pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Oct 22 2013, 3:17pm

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Oh, this one is good! :) [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
Barliman asks
"Show me your IDs?"

Gollum sayzz..
"which ONE?"


"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 3:54pm

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Stick with 'putty' [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
"Well, if we keep them
on
Mushrooms & Pipeweed"

"They are Puddy in OUR Hands!"



Let's not confuse the mundanes too much!

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 9:00pm

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Tra, Tra, Laaaa.....Tra, Tra, Laaaaa...Tra, Tra..., LA...!.is a Secret Rivendell CODE [In reply to] Can't Post

(a Morse Code)
for ...
"No Dwarvish Behavior...Allowed!"


Kim
Valinor


Oct 22 2013, 10:17pm

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Nice collection - thanks for the laughs! :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:24pm

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During Beorn's Transformation into a Bear... [In reply to] Can't Post

 
he is Humming the Song?

"I've Gotta be ME!"


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 10:48pm

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Gwahir to hiz..Flight Commander...&Troops? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Orders jus' Came In
from Radaghast
via MothMessenger..."?

It's Not ALL Quiet on the Eastern Front..

Short Flight Plan...
and Dwarves weigh
hardly anything
at ALL".

"we will jus' Drop them @ Carrock...


Bombadil
Half-elven


Oct 22 2013, 11:37pm

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Azog is REALLy Pumped now! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Foil me..Twice?, Thorin...

Cut off my Arm,
(above the Elbow)?
will you?

Then
"Chicken OUT?" with your Buddies,
your BOGUSEAGLE Rescue?"

THERE is No Tom-morow fur YOU,
Thorin?"

I've GOT
your Oaksenshield..
as a Trophy?

YOU...T.O. ..
Don't.."

(And of OF Course, cursed, crude-ly...
there is A HOWL
in BlackSpeech heard All the Way to Laketown...
then after all this ..

He Turns around and Stubbs his PaleOrc
Toe?

 
 

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