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Asleep at the reins?

Eye's on Guard

Oct 21 2013, 3:24am

Post #1 of 11 (450 views)
Asleep at the reins? Can't Post

Has anyone noticed this screencap yet? I just found it yesterday and thought it was pretty funny.

Also, for fun, come up with a caption for this second screencap reacting to the first!

Superuser / Moderator

Oct 21 2013, 4:16am

Post #2 of 11 (298 views)
First pic's caption: "I am sensing ..... that I am riding a horse." [In reply to] Can't Post

Second pic: Dwalin - "He's not going to shut up this entire trip, is he?"

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories

Tol Eressea

Oct 21 2013, 7:19am

Post #3 of 11 (302 views)
From the long-lost newly-discovered underground1960's film version of The Hobbit: [In reply to] Can't Post

Photo #1
Bilbo: I am ooone with the pony. I am oooooone with the pony.
Gandalf: Cool, man.

Photo #2
Dwalin: Flippin' hippies! If that little guy tries to hug me one more time, POW!!!

Tol Eressea

Oct 21 2013, 10:44pm

Post #4 of 11 (256 views)
"But I can't see anything [In reply to] Can't Post

with the blast shield down! How am I supposed to ride?"

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Oct 21 2013, 11:06pm

Post #5 of 11 (281 views)
LOL! FTW! // [In reply to] Can't Post


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea

Oct 22 2013, 1:53am

Post #6 of 11 (244 views)
Or the Jane Austen version.... [In reply to] Can't Post

for the second picture...

"I do not think he drew breath since leaving The Shire."

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

Werde Spinner

Oct 22 2013, 3:16pm

Post #7 of 11 (216 views)
Hahahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

I actually laughed out loud when I saw the "oooooone with the pony" bit. Recovered in time to notice Dwalin's comment about the "flippin' hippies" and started laughing again. Laugh Nice work!!

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Photo #1
Bilbo: I am ooone with the pony. I am oooooone with the pony.
Gandalf: Cool, man.

Photo #2
Dwalin: Flippin' hippies! If that little guy tries to hug me one more time, POW!!!

"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."

Eye's on Guard

Oct 23 2013, 12:38am

Post #8 of 11 (206 views)
Counting sheep [In reply to] Can't Post

BILBO: 247...248...249...two hundred fif...

GANDALF: (dreaming of Lorien)

DWALIN: We just got started and you're already asleep? Keep posting...er...moving!


</end corny self-references>


Oct 23 2013, 2:32am

Post #9 of 11 (197 views)
asleep with eyes wide open [In reply to] Can't Post

Underneath that hat you know he's sleeping with his eyes open

I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Oct 23 2013, 9:49pm

Post #10 of 11 (186 views)
Very funny!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Maybe- "Use the Force, Bilbo"


Oct 24 2013, 1:19am

Post #11 of 11 (218 views)
Horsie rock-a-bye. ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post


5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!

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