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Well they were actually

Lightfoot
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Oct 20 2013, 1:52pm


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replaced with Chinese workers after they demanded holiday a bonus and overtime pay. Santa decided that cheap labor was better than pointy eared dentist wannabes.

Faithful servant yet master's bane,
Lightfoot's foal, swift Snowmane


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Stupid question contest CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 9 2013, 9:40pm
    Hey, now *here* is a contest I think I can win! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 9 2013, 11:39pm
    questions Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 9 2013, 11:51pm
        It is not an exact translation as is? // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 10 2013, 12:28am
            actually... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 10 2013, 12:39am
                I like 'Minasheleg' // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 10 2013, 12:49am
                    I could go with Orodheleg, or Orodeleg. CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 10 2013, 9:05pm
                        Ice Cream!!??!! :O grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Oct 13 2013, 1:44am
                            Only if it's chocolate ice cream... Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Oct 13 2013, 2:02am
                                Sing it sister!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 13 2013, 2:40am
                                Chocolate it is! Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 13 2013, 8:53pm
    Hmmm..... Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Oct 10 2013, 1:46am
    Could the Hulk beat up Smaug? Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Oct 10 2013, 2:04pm
        "Puny dragon..." Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 11 2013, 3:30pm
    I've got a one! Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Oct 10 2013, 2:20pm
        Win! // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 10 2013, 8:57pm
    Questions needing answers....... elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Oct 10 2013, 2:32pm
    My dad asked me this one.... RosieBaggins Send a private message to RosieBaggins Oct 10 2013, 4:13pm
        That should be a Tshirt. Really. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 5:09am
    Hmmmm...... Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 10 2013, 6:23pm
        Applauding by laughing Darkstone. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 5:15am
            And after he was thrown out at second... Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Oct 11 2013, 5:04pm
                Yes! It is! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 6:15pm
        Regarding your third question: sador Send a private message to sador Oct 13 2013, 9:19pm
    Post office CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 10 2013, 9:07pm
        Or Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve Oct 11 2013, 1:46am
    Well: Who did Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 10 2013, 9:09pm
    some more.... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 10 2013, 9:10pm
        Some stupid answers...? Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve Oct 11 2013, 2:08am
            you know... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 2:14am
                *cackling over here...thank you!* // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 2:24am
                    and.... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 2:27am
                        My own personal cram - yes! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 2:32am
                            best use of cram Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 2:36am
            +thank you+ Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 2:15am
            She shall diminish, and go into the sitting room... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 2:29am
                blimm Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 2:31am
    Main Stupid Question here: Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 10 2013, 9:32pm
    I'm not sure if this is a serious Question or a stupid one... malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Oct 10 2013, 9:46pm
        Possible answer Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Oct 10 2013, 10:07pm
            Hmmm... with the popular spies being crebain... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 10 2013, 10:27pm
            I guess that makes sense... malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Oct 10 2013, 10:32pm
    I have one that's probably stupid and also serious. Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Oct 10 2013, 10:40pm
        There are no stupid questions, there are only stupid Evil Overlords squire Send a private message to squire Oct 11 2013, 1:13am
            OK, another question then. Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Oct 11 2013, 1:57am
                'The Ring would give me power of Command.' squire Send a private message to squire Oct 11 2013, 3:39am
                    Thank you. Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Oct 11 2013, 11:34am
                        I'm not clear on that either squire Send a private message to squire Oct 11 2013, 6:23pm
                            Thank you! Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Oct 11 2013, 7:41pm
                    Do we see Tolkien's ideas on this evolving as he writes, do you think? noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 22 2013, 9:32pm
                Another "command" quote. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Oct 18 2013, 11:15pm
                    I Heatherleawv Send a private message to Heatherleawv Oct 20 2013, 12:07am
                        that is... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 20 2013, 1:44am
                            Thanks! Heatherleawv Send a private message to Heatherleawv Oct 20 2013, 6:03pm
                        Legolas doesn't want to be an elf! Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Oct 20 2013, 2:27am
                            lmdao!!!! : ) // Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 20 2013, 2:38am
                        Well they were actually Lightfoot Send a private message to Lightfoot Oct 20 2013, 1:52pm
                        And why didn't Santa fly the Ring to Mt Doom in his sleigh? CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 20 2013, 9:09pm
                            I Heatherleawv Send a private message to Heatherleawv Oct 21 2013, 2:31pm
                        Tolkien wrote extensively about North Pole Elves. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Oct 21 2013, 3:47am
        The is a double-plus- unstupid question. It deserves a thread of its own. // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 21 2013, 8:52pm
    Hmm.... cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Oct 11 2013, 3:04am
        pffffffttttt!!!!!! // Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 11 2013, 3:38am
    Black riders imin Send a private message to imin Oct 11 2013, 3:35pm
        Fresh as ever! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 11 2013, 6:11pm
    "Stupid" is what I do best :D grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Oct 13 2013, 2:11am
        Bob has a cat. sador Send a private message to sador Oct 13 2013, 9:14pm
        "Are the spiders your tame beasts or your pets, if killing them makes you angry?” squire Send a private message to squire Oct 13 2013, 10:21pm
    i had Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 13 2013, 2:17am
    more... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 13 2013, 5:49am
        You speak for me also. Or Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 13 2013, 6:04pm
            (*shhh*) It's that lovely Palantir that Maciliel Telpemairo has...// Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 13 2013, 6:17pm
                :O Runs off to Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 13 2013, 6:45pm
        RE: No. 3 Eärwen of Mithlond Send a private message to Eärwen of Mithlond Oct 15 2013, 1:36am
            mae govannen Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 15 2013, 1:41am
                I believe Smaug is still causing health issues in places like Los Angeles. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 15 2013, 1:48am
                    oh, tengwadil!!! : ) Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 15 2013, 1:51am
    Why? Hamfast Gamgee Send a private message to Hamfast Gamgee Oct 14 2013, 10:55pm
    Add some more Lightfoot Send a private message to Lightfoot Oct 15 2013, 1:21am
        loved this one... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 15 2013, 1:25am
        Love this one! CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 20 2013, 9:07pm
    Okay, so I've always wondered Kalimac Send a private message to Kalimac Oct 18 2013, 10:05pm
        LOL! Welcome to the RR Kalimac! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 10:19pm
    How do you know "there are no stupid questions"?// noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 21 2013, 8:33pm
        The only stupid question... Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 21 2013, 8:42pm
            Wait CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 21 2013, 9:45pm

 
 
 

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