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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 19 2013, 9:29pm

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What was the real reason that the Valar decided to never return to Middle-earth?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Oct 19 2013, 9:55pm

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"miley cyrus" seems to be the universal answer for everything.


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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Ataahua
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Oct 19 2013, 10:49pm

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 19 2013, 11:52pm

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It's Dori's fault [In reply to] Can't Post

Because Dori kept offering everybody wine that didn't belong to him TongueFrown

I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Kim
Valinor


Oct 19 2013, 11:57pm

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That's the first thing that popped into my head too ;-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 20 2013, 12:00am

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:) [In reply to] Can't Post

which popped into your head?

I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Kim
Valinor


Oct 20 2013, 12:11am

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see Maciliel's response [In reply to] Can't Post

this also came up in a previous conspiracy thread Smile


ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 20 2013, 12:13am

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Ah i see....its reasonable!

I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Oct 20 2013, 1:42am

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she is [In reply to] Can't Post

 
miley cyrus is the cause of every ill thing in this world.

why, just this week, i read two different papers in JAMA and the lancet that showed a causative effect between miley cyrus and

tinnitus
angina
and those little floaters you get in your eyes.


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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 20 2013, 3:31am

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Process servers. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
I met a Balrog on the stair,
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today,
I wish he would just fly away.


batik
Tol Eressea


Oct 20 2013, 4:58am

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outstanding loans at Hogwarts// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 20 2013, 5:59am

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I met a Balrog on the stair,
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today,
I wish he would just fly away.


cats16
Valinor


Oct 20 2013, 7:25am

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(This post was edited by cats16 on Oct 20 2013, 7:26am)


cats16
Valinor


Oct 20 2013, 7:31am

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They took the Red Pill. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kalimac
Bree


Oct 20 2013, 7:42am

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Witness protection program? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kim
Valinor


Oct 20 2013, 10:43pm

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Nice! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Oct 20 2013, 11:13pm

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They found out [In reply to] Can't Post

Uncle Ned was going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. You remember Uncle Ned, falls asleep watching football after eating much too fast with his mouth open?

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Kim
Valinor


Oct 21 2013, 12:10am

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Already changed into their jammies, didn't want to go out again // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Oct 21 2013, 12:26am

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Miley Cyrus is one reason, and that's already been mentioned. Another reason is
Kardashians, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, materialism, crappy movies, and...Elmyra. Sly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ZtC7r3-Dg
(Put it at 0:43)


(This post was edited by Ziggy Stardust on Oct 21 2013, 12:30am)


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Oct 21 2013, 12:31am

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They forgot to turn off the gas the last time they visited [In reply to] Can't Post

Now they can't afford to pay the gas bill.

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 21 2013, 1:52am

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They kept forgetting to turn left at Albuquerque // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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sador
Half-elven


Oct 21 2013, 5:29am

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Somehow, when it came to it... [In reply to] Can't Post

they found they had so much to do here; and packing is such a bother.


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 21 2013, 2:38pm

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******************************************
I met a Balrog on the stair,
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today,
I wish he would just fly away.


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Oct 22 2013, 1:55am

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And when they got to... [In reply to] Can't Post

Pisthmo Beach, they found they had all the clams that they could eat!

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


CuriousG
Valinor


Oct 22 2013, 10:07am

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Good one // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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