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Tolkienia Times: October Edition

Brethil
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Oct 18 2013, 2:01am


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Monument Ball to celebrate new nation; Mayor is tossed around by Entings

Celebrating the inauguration of our fair, new country, a monument was
unveiled at the eponymous 'Monument Ball', an occasion to celebrate the birth of our country, and the new kinds of thoughts and ideas that will come from it. No less than seven compositions were featured on the Monument, the product of many poets and bards across the land. (See story page 2)


Local Dojo involved in Umbrella-themed lawsuit

A civil suit is about to appear before the authorities, concerning the controversial self-defence training, being offered to "The Little Folk" at the S-B Dojo. Among the chief complaints is an incident of umbrella related assault, a core piece of self-defence technique, pioneered by the owners 'famoustest' ancestor, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. (See story Page 3)


Local farmland destroyed by new Tolkienia town - "Ere! Oo' are you?" shouts the farmer; Scientists intrigued.


In very local news today, as land was cleared for the access paths for The Bounders to patrol, one local farmer had harsh yet intriguing words for the clearing crew. He was reported by numerous witnesses to have asked, "Ere! Oo' are you?" several times of the Crew Foreman. In addition, it was noted that he had a highly Cocknified-type accent of apparent antiquity. (See story page 2)



Coming soon: Results of the Animal Poll.


Read about who YOU chose as our Animal Mascots in the Special Edition of "Word From the Citadel", coming out next week!








Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply, and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!




Subject User Time
Tolkienia Times: October Edition Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 2:01am
    Tolkienia Times: Page 2 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 2:08am
        Tolkienia Times: Page 3 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 2:17am
            Tolkienia Times: Page 4 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 2:24am
                #Givememymountainback Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 18 2013, 6:45am
                    ?HOW? did I know you'd find that one fast???? // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 12:17pm
                        I'm surprised she didn't pick up on: dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Oct 19 2013, 12:33am
                            You're right! Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 19 2013, 1:01am
                            Yes, I snickered a bit writing that one...!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 1:55am
                Normally when you read a newspaper ... DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Oct 18 2013, 5:52pm
                    Our Mayor is clever...they aren't easy! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 7:26pm
                    Think of M.E. names and try some out. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 18 2013, 9:20pm
                Name that Pun Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 19 2013, 12:02am
                    Name That Pun answers: SPOILER!!!! Only look if you want the answers... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 7:07pm
                Dear DragonDNA, Inc.: Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Oct 19 2013, 8:47am
                    Sounds like an excellent match...! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 3:20pm
                        Ah! Then we need a University, with research centers Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 19 2013, 7:24pm
                        How about this? Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 19 2013, 7:48pm
                            BRILLIANT!!!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 8:00pm
                    Love this, Ro!! // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Oct 21 2013, 2:25pm
        Dictum sacculus spotted? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Oct 18 2013, 9:22am
            They will need more study! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 12:19pm
                Investigate the Sackville-Bagginses for possible nefarious Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 19 2013, 7:30pm
        I can't stop laughing :)) Endor Dweller Send a private message to Endor Dweller Oct 19 2013, 10:52am
            Why thank you Endor Dweller! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 3:23pm
    Excellent!! elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Oct 18 2013, 11:40am
        That one Personals box is going to get very full..!.// Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 12:17pm
            Reply to #givemebackmymountain The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Oct 18 2013, 1:48pm
                Very nice (*stuffing responses into overflowing reply bin*) Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 3:26pm
    Elven Audiology. :D Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 18 2013, 5:47pm
        (*laughing*) Very good idea there...! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 9:31pm
    This is amazingly wonderful! Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Oct 18 2013, 7:58pm
        Thanks Aunt Dora! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 18 2013, 9:26pm
    Love the ads! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Oct 19 2013, 12:46am
        Someone was practicing. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 19 2013, 1:48am
            You might not have noticed... dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Oct 19 2013, 2:05am
        Thanks Dernwyn! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 1:50am
    Reply to Great Grey Wizard Fireworks Kalimac Send a private message to Kalimac Oct 19 2013, 11:24am
        "upmost respect for occupational health and safety".... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 3:26pm
    Just wanted to say The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Oct 21 2013, 2:12pm
        Why thank you Grey Elf!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 22 2013, 10:03pm
    The one thing missing are comics! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Oct 21 2013, 2:21pm

 
 
 

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