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Tauriel: I'll start with Bachelor Number 3.

Lissuin
Grey Havens


Oct 10 2013, 8:48am


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Tauriel: I'll start with Bachelor Number 3. [In reply to] Can't Post

Tell me, sir, how would you compare me to three of your favorite things?

Bilbo Baggins: My lady, thou art...(sings in a lilting tenor voice)

"Swifter than ponies, oh, yes! you're the fleetest.
Elves are so tidy but, ma'am, you're the neatest,
With red hair more lovely than wild eagles' wings!
These are a few of my favorite things!"

And that, as they say, was that. The other bachelors completely forgotten, Tauriel tore aside the curtain, swept the little hobbit up into her strong arms and carried him off to the depths of Mirkwood, where they set up housekeeping in a cozy little bower, and she saw to it that he had everything that his heart desired.

And they lived happily ever after.

Subject User Time
Kili v. Legolas v. Bilbo v. Bard v. Thorin v. Thranduil: The Dating Game (Contestant: Tauriel) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Oct 4 2013, 3:39am
    Hmm.... Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Oct 5 2013, 12:13am
    Bilbo's answers Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Oct 5 2013, 8:30pm
    Bilbo Baggins, you're up! DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Oct 5 2013, 8:56pm
        LOLOLOL Bard'sBlackArrow Send a private message to Bard'sBlackArrow Dec 22 2013, 12:32am
    Oh fun!!! WHO will she pick...???? Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 5 2013, 11:20pm
        "Woman down!" Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 7 2013, 3:40am
            And me right next to you Kim! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 8 2013, 12:45am
    Minor correction Fredeghar Wayfarer Send a private message to Fredeghar Wayfarer Oct 7 2013, 4:09am
        Right you are, thanks. // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Oct 7 2013, 11:48am
    Thorin's answers Fredeghar Wayfarer Send a private message to Fredeghar Wayfarer Oct 7 2013, 4:34am
        Very nice! // Kim Send a private message to Kim Oct 7 2013, 6:13pm
    Tauriel: I'll start with Bachelor Number 3. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Oct 10 2013, 8:48am
    bard takes his best shot Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Oct 17 2013, 4:27am

 
 
 

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