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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Oct 5 2013, 7:22pm


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Why do the Elves keep themselves apart from mortal races?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Subject User Time
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Oct 5 2013, 7:22pm
    Two words: DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Oct 5 2013, 7:28pm
        Elrond on 'twerking' Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 5 2013, 7:37pm
            WIN! Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Oct 5 2013, 8:09pm
                TY W-S!!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 5 2013, 8:19pm
            Isn't Twerkin the embarrassing relative Thorin decided to leave behind?// noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 6 2013, 8:22pm
                One in every family. Take Teleporno for example... // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 8 2013, 1:49am
            One does not simply Twerk into Mordor… noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 6 2013, 8:47pm
                Appalled or transfixed? Not sure about Sauron's taste...// Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 7 2013, 1:11am
    They don't want their thetans contaminated. // Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Oct 5 2013, 7:38pm
    They're really embarrassed about the whole "tra-la-la-lally" thing. // Eye's on Guard Send a private message to Eye's on Guard Oct 5 2013, 8:00pm
        LOL!!! // CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Oct 8 2013, 12:46am
    They owed the dwarves money. Mostly RosieBaggins Send a private message to RosieBaggins Oct 5 2013, 8:34pm
    Too quick to the finish line, before the average human (not to mention dwarf) gets even a toe over the starting line. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Oct 5 2013, 8:53pm
    It was the Santa Claus thing DwellerInDale Send a private message to DwellerInDale Oct 6 2013, 2:12am
    They do not want to know what the fox says. // cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Oct 6 2013, 7:28am
        Oh, great! Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Oct 11 2013, 8:02pm
    They heard the US gvmt had ground to a halt over "elfcare" and are afraid someone will be down on them to fund the US defecit// noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 6 2013, 8:27pm
    For reasons of Elf and Safety// Na Vedui Send a private message to Na Vedui Oct 6 2013, 9:24pm
    They can never get their jokes ;) // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Oct 7 2013, 1:41am
    Too much danger of Dorwinion wine induced beer goggles. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 7 2013, 11:11pm
    Holding in their stomachs all the time was exhausting. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 7 2013, 11:15pm
    They didn't want to have to change all the historical references to "The Last Alliance". Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Oct 7 2013, 11:23pm
        Hahaha! Brilliant! // Tintallė Send a private message to Tintallė Oct 9 2013, 4:56pm
    They only come out Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Oct 8 2013, 3:26pm
    Why do you say so? sador Send a private message to sador Oct 9 2013, 5:53am

 
 
 

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