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Personal Ad, Lord of the Rings style

AshNazg
Lorien


Sep 23 2013, 7:57pm


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Hey, I was wondering if you guys could help me write a mock-personal ad, using as many LotR puns as possible. So far the loose idea is something like this:

LotR fan seeks short, hairy-footed female. Strict requirements - If you're too short you shall not pass.

Or something?

It's just for fun, but I'm really bad at this, so help would be great.

Thanks!

Subject User Time
Personal Ad, Lord of the Rings style AshNazg Send a private message to AshNazg Sep 23 2013, 7:57pm
    Some of the fanfics might give you some ideas MomoftheShire Send a private message to MomoftheShire Sep 23 2013, 8:37pm
    Desperately Seeking Shire Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Sep 23 2013, 9:04pm
        *mods up* :D // Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Sep 24 2013, 2:59am
        Lovely! // Na Vedui Send a private message to Na Vedui Sep 24 2013, 3:31am
    Seeking companions for Road Trip East. Camping, riding, flying, spelunking. Contact BB, Bagshot Row, Shire // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 26 2013, 11:28am
    Sensitive Fourth-Age man seeks Queen. Give me jewelry and I'm yours.// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Sep 26 2013, 4:03pm
        LOL! your sig line :-) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 26 2013, 4:43pm
        I love your new sig too!! // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Sep 27 2013, 2:59pm
    VGL CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Sep 26 2013, 5:01pm
    Here's nine Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 26 2013, 5:38pm

 
 
 

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