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Seven of Nine vs. the Witch King

Annael
Half-elven


Jan 6 2008, 3:00am

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Seven of Nine vs. the Witch King Can't Post

I wrote this scenario years ago, but I never finished it. Here's a new improved version. Who would actually win? They each have their usual weapons.

The Witch King is about to let his foul steed have Theoden for lunch, when:

Seven of Nine: "Begone. Leave the dead in peace."
WiKi: "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, where -"
Seven of Nine: "That is irrelevant."
Wiki: " . . . Irrelevant? Irrelevant? Listen: He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind left naked -"
Seven of Nine: "Been there, done that."
Wki: "What?"
Seven of Nine: "I have already been assimilated." Draws phaser. "Resistance is futile."
Wiki, sputtering: "No living man may hinder me!"
Seven of Nine, indicating skintight catsuit: "That mask must hinder your eyesight, for you look upon a woman."


To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.

- William Blake
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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967

(This post was edited by Annael on Jan 6 2008, 3:01am)


Narya
The Shire

Jan 6 2008, 2:29pm

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Actually I give this one to the Lord of the Nazgul [In reply to] Can't Post

"Your tedious defiance borgs me", says the witch king, and then dispels Seven of Nine through a terrible act of Sorcery (probably a mathematical refutation of the theory supporting the borgs existence).

Even the wise cannot see all ends.


7ofEowyn
The Shire

Feb 5 2008, 4:07am

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Seven! [In reply to] Can't Post

Do you really think I could vote otherwise?

(well written BTW -- snigger)

--- "I can fight" ---


laughing1blue6dolphin
The Shire

Apr 28 2008, 6:01pm

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yah [In reply to] Can't Post

right onWink


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 3:43pm

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seven - resistence is futile [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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