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Annael
Elvenhome
Jan 6 2008, 3:00am
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Seven of Nine vs. the Witch King
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I wrote this scenario years ago, but I never finished it. Here's a new improved version. Who would actually win? They each have their usual weapons.
The Witch King is about to let his foul steed have Theoden for lunch, when:
Seven of Nine: "Begone. Leave the dead in peace."
WiKi: "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, where -"
Seven of Nine: "That is irrelevant."
Wiki: " . . . Irrelevant? Irrelevant? Listen: He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind left naked -"
Seven of Nine: "Been there, done that."
Wki: "What?"
Seven of Nine: "I have already been assimilated." Draws phaser. "Resistance is futile."
Wiki, sputtering: "No living man may hinder me!"
Seven of Nine, indicating skintight catsuit: "That mask must hinder your eyesight, for you look upon a woman."
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
- William Blake
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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
(This post was edited by Annael on Jan 6 2008, 3:01am)
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Narya
Lindon
Jan 6 2008, 2:29pm
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Actually I give this one to the Lord of the Nazgul
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"Your tedious defiance borgs me", says the witch king, and then dispels Seven of Nine through a terrible act of Sorcery (probably a mathematical refutation of the theory supporting the borgs existence).
Even the wise cannot see all ends.
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7ofEowyn
Lindon
Feb 5 2008, 4:07am
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Do you really think I could vote otherwise?
(well written BTW -- snigger)
--- "I can fight" ---
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