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Dinosaurs versus sharks

Darkstone
Immortal


May 16 2010, 12:57am

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Dinosaurs have laser beams attached to their heads.

Sharks have frikkin' lasers attached to their heads.

Who wins?

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Kangi Ska
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May 16 2010, 1:03am

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Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Darkstone
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May 16 2010, 1:13am

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Die Jabberjaw, die!!!! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Kangi Ska
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May 16 2010, 1:15am

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How about a hug? You will feel better. [In reply to] Can't Post

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Arwen's daughter
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May 16 2010, 1:25am

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Dinosaurs, definitely dinosaurs [In reply to] Can't Post

Sharks can be killed by Roy Scheider and a harpoon, but even Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill couldn't kill the dinosaurs.





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Donry
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May 17 2010, 11:15pm

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this one is easy... [In reply to] Can't Post

the dino's don't swim very well, unless its those aqua-dino-saurs.....but the land ones lose, cause they can't get in the water to fight. The sharks can sit in the shallows picking off dino's all day! They just swim deeper when a laser-dino gets near the shoreline.......

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Oiotári
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May 18 2010, 3:52pm

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nobody wins [In reply to] Can't Post

they have problems aiming since the lasers keep refracting in the water
the batteries run out and the go on their ways

they both live, so I guess they both win


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Kangi Ska
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May 18 2010, 5:28pm

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Dinos Win [In reply to] Can't Post

By morphing into birds and flying off into the sunset. While sharks are left to those who would make our beaches safer by wiping out all aquatic life except oil eating bacteria.

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Eldorion
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May 19 2010, 12:37am

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They win by taking over TORn.



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Oiotári
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May 19 2010, 12:38am

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woooo [In reply to] Can't Post

thanks for that Laugh


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Eldorion
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May 19 2010, 12:39am

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No problem :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Idril Celebrindal
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May 24 2010, 3:34am

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Patty
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May 25 2010, 4:17pm

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Rodu
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Feb 3 2011, 7:25pm

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it's a Mexican standoff lasting forever [In reply to] Can't Post

Dinosaurs weren't really aquatic, sharks are stuck in the oceans, mammals swoop in and defeat them both


StarElf
Rohan

Feb 5 2011, 4:36am

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Easy answer. New Line wins. [In reply to] Can't Post

They get to invest the royalties for the fight in funding for 'The Hobbit'. Evil

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AncalagontheBlack
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Sep 14 2013, 12:48pm

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