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Caption Contest!


Sep 1 2013, 12:05am

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Caption Contest! Can't Post

Another captioning contribution by Kelvarhin! Enjoy!


Sep 1 2013, 12:36am

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See this movie, you WILL like it see? We did it good..We did.\\ [In reply to] Can't Post


" 'Fair lady Goldberry!' said Frodo at last, feeling his heart move with a joy that he did not understand. He stood as he had at times stood enchanted by fair elven-voices; but the spell that was now laid upon him was different: less keen and lofty was the delight, but deeper and nearer to mortal heart; marvellous and yet not strange."

Chapter VII: In the House of Tom Bombadil; FOTR's

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien

Ethel Duath

Sep 1 2013, 1:19am

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"The Three Stooges *can* simply walk into Dol Guldur!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Sep 1 2013, 2:11am

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"Twenty-five?! TWENTY-FIVE?!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Twenty-five lousy bucks for this poster signed by Bilbo, Gollum and Thorin Oakenshield?!!!! TWENTY-FIVE!!!!!!! What a bunch of cheapskates! And you call yourselves 'fans'?! This is the last fund raiser auction I'm doing for you lot!
"Hey! Guess what? Azog has a twin sister who shows up at BO5A! Yeah! That's right! Cool, eh? Another kick-ass female. Oops! Spoi...ler!"

Tol Eressea

Sep 1 2013, 3:17am

Post #5 of 15 (221 views)
Weee represe-e-ent the Hobbit film cast, the Hobbit film cast, the Hobbit film cast.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Weeeee represe-e-ent the Hobbit film ca-a-a-ast...
and wish to welcome you to see it, fa-a-a-a-ast!

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.


Tol Eressea

Sep 1 2013, 3:22am

Post #6 of 15 (220 views)
Yous wouldn't want sumthin' unfortunate [In reply to] Can't Post

to happen to this lovely poster, wouldya? We'd love to protect it for yous, but we gots expenses, y'know-whut-I-mean?

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep.


Sep 1 2013, 5:53pm

Post #7 of 15 (199 views)
See, this is our hood. [In reply to] Can't Post

Hahaha I can't believe Martin is making that face!

"Why, to think of it, we're in the same tale still! It's going on. Don't the great tales never end?" -Samwise


Sep 1 2013, 6:26pm

Post #8 of 15 (194 views)
"Look! That Ian fellow thinks he can put his face on MY movie [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh well I oughta show him then, eh? Ah, look at me now I'm all tough and mighty. See now- I've got this big dwarf next to me and a creepy little guy who likes jewelry, so I'm more than willing to take on Ian. Bring it on, Wizard!"

(This post was edited by cats16 on Sep 1 2013, 6:29pm)


Sep 2 2013, 1:53am

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And the Wizard was too busy to sign the poster, eh? Pah! // [In reply to] Can't Post


Light the Beacons: TheOneRing.net's Fellowship Fundraiser on eBay!

5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013


"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!

TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


Sep 2 2013, 9:04am

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I'm telling ya, Beardy did it! // [In reply to] Can't Post


Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*

One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play

Aunt Dora Baggins

Sep 2 2013, 4:54pm

Post #11 of 15 (148 views)
Win! // [In reply to] Can't Post


"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com

Ethel Duath

Sep 2 2013, 4:59pm

Post #12 of 15 (160 views)
Oddly enough, [In reply to] Can't Post

I never even really liked the Three Stooges. Blush

But I think the coming remake might win me over.Wink


Sep 3 2013, 3:37pm

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With Cumberbatch going Hollywood, his replacement for Sherlock will debut in the episode "*gollum*, my preciousss Watssson!" / [In reply to] Can't Post


“That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.”


Sep 3 2013, 4:35pm

Post #14 of 15 (132 views)
Martin Freeman will also be playing a second role as Alatar in DOS. / [In reply to] Can't Post


“That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.”


Sep 3 2013, 10:38pm

Post #15 of 15 (180 views)
I can't believe I have to work with these 2 goofballs...just keep smiling... // [In reply to] Can't Post



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