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The Purse Backstory + Ending of Story Arc

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Aug 29 2013, 5:31am


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Scene 1: AUJ Extended Edition; Bilbo and Elrond are alone on the balcony. Bilbo summons his courage to ask about...the purse he stole from the trolls. Having heard about Orcrist and Glamdring, he is curious...

ELROND: "This is "Prada"! A purse made by my ancestors, the High Elves of Gondolin, in the very first Goblin War-- the one where they were simply sharp enough to just bribe the goblins to go away!

BILBO: "I will wear it with pride! And to think, my mother used to say I couldn't accessorize with a darn!"


Scene 2: From "There and Back Again". Bilbo and Gandalf arrive back in Rivendell

ELROND: "I see you have worn the purse with with pride, Mr. Baggins. Come, let our smiths carve the runes "Prada" into the leather. Oh and by the way, those guys are great; it won't look anything like a Chinese knock-off."

BILBO: "Um...okay, but...do you think we could change it to "Louis Vuitton"? A lot better resale value these days."

ELROND: "Yeah, whatever. Just don't ask us to change it to "Stella McCartney". We don't want this scene to be Over The Top, right?"






Don't mess with my favorite female elf.



Subject User Time
The spouse of Bard? boldog Send a private message to boldog Aug 28 2013, 8:44am
    Tauriel Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Aug 28 2013, 4:14pm
    In the latest Empire Interview *spoilers?* Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 4:54pm
        Unlikely, as the EMPIRE article actually says: DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 28 2013, 5:32pm
            Ah, missed that thanks! Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 5:35pm
                What Peter Jackson needs to do is ... DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 28 2013, 5:42pm
                    But will the talking purse make an apperance here? Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 5:58pm
                        Maybe the purse is Bard's spouse... malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Aug 28 2013, 6:07pm
                            That would actually work very well ... Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 6:10pm
                                Or better yet 'Alfirid' is the purse is disguise... malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Aug 28 2013, 6:15pm
                                    Haha! Actually ... Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 6:20pm
                                        Well, I have some amateur experience with writing scripts... malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Aug 28 2013, 6:48pm
                                            Couldn't have said it better Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 7:05pm
                                    Maybe the purse has changed owners? Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Aug 28 2013, 6:46pm
                            Can you imagine the talk show headlines: DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 28 2013, 6:34pm
                                You see Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 28 2013, 7:04pm
                                    The Purse Backstory + Ending of Story Arc DwellerInDale Send a private message to DwellerInDale Aug 29 2013, 5:31am
                                        Already loving it! Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Aug 29 2013, 6:58am
    The Purse Belonged to Bard's Wife Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Aug 28 2013, 7:39pm
        Speaking of the purse and Dale Sinister71 Send a private message to Sinister71 Aug 28 2013, 8:23pm
            Removing the purse morro91 Send a private message to morro91 Aug 28 2013, 9:01pm

 
 
 

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