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stormcrow20
Gondor


Jul 31 2013, 9:25pm

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Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Benedict Cumberbatch (Smaug) pose for a photo near the end of shooting for The Hobbit.





silneldor
Half-elven


Jul 31 2013, 10:37pm

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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
J.R.R. Tolkien














dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 31 2013, 11:46pm

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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Aug 1 2013, 12:42am

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Benedict: Let me see it, turn your foot this way.
Martin: Certainly.
(Camera pans over, Martin and Benedict look up)
Martin: Oh hello.
Benedict: What's that? (notices camera) Hi. I don't have a foot fetish, really.


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Aug 1 2013, 12:44am

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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Aug 1 2013, 12:45am

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Benedict: My what big feet you have.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Aug 1 2013, 1:27am

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4th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - May 1, 2013



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


cats16
Valinor

Aug 1 2013, 2:22am

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Nice little rabbit...er...ferret...um...well isn't this an awkward pose now? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 1 2013, 2:09pm

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"There was something wrong, something I couldn't get out of my head." "What?" "His shoes." "What about them?" "They weren't there." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.



Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 1 2013, 3:05pm

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"There's all sorts around here. Mrs. Turner next door's got married ones." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.



Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Aug 1 2013, 3:21pm

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"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 1 2013, 3:35pm

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"Case solved! Everyone thought they were the footprints of a gigantic hound, but actually...!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.



dernwyn
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Aug 1 2013, 4:31pm

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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Aunt Dora Baggins
Half-elven


Aug 1 2013, 5:29pm

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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Nira
Lorien


Aug 1 2013, 6:30pm

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"Why, to think of it, we're in the same tale still! It's going on. Don't the great tales never end?" -Samwise


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Aug 1 2013, 8:06pm

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"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Aug 1 2013, 8:07pm

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Am very glad now that a friend of mine dragged me into that fandom, so I can understand and appreciate these jokes!

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"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Aug 2 2013, 12:38am

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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring

 
 

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