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Saruman versus Perry the Platypus


Jul 26 2013, 5:45pm

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Saruman versus Perry the Platypus Can't Post

Perry must infiltrate Saruman Evil Incorporated (aka Isengard) and shut down Saruman's Urukinator.

Extra points for including Saruman's backstory monologue/production number.

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(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jul 26 2013, 5:50pm)

Tol Eressea

Jul 26 2013, 6:07pm

Post #2 of 5 (306 views)
Perry wins hands down. [In reply to] Can't Post

If he could resist Doofenschmirtz's Pity-me-inator(The ones that enlarged his eye) he could easily resist the Voice of Saruman.

Grey Havens

Jul 26 2013, 6:58pm

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based on my grandson's recommendation.... Perry// [In reply to] Can't Post


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Ziggy Stardust

Jul 27 2013, 12:55am

Post #4 of 5 (323 views)
Saruman's cool, but [In reply to] Can't Post

Perrry the Platypus is clever and can resist the Voice of Saruman. Go Perry!


Jul 27 2013, 7:07pm

Post #5 of 5 (373 views)
I'd vote Perry too. [In reply to] Can't Post

Perry would win, because foolishly Saruman place the Urukinator on a stepped platform, and with his trailing robes he could not get up the g**d*** stairs (his words) to intervene when Perry hit the handy Self-Destruct button (in Maiar future-foresight, appropriately labeled "Anthony Weiner.")

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