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Reminds me of a stand-up comedian's bit

Ataahua
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Jul 25 2013, 4:33am


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on how it is impossible for men to look tough if they are downing their drinks through straws. And I'm imagining Sauron sipping on a straw while overseeing his orc minions. Laugh

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Subject User Time
What the...? angelclaw Send a private message to angelclaw Jul 25 2013, 3:26am
    He'll need more than a single wall Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Jul 25 2013, 4:07am
    Reminds me of a stand-up comedian's bit Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jul 25 2013, 4:33am
        Perhaps while sitting on a lounge chair on the beach of the Sea of Nurnen? Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Jul 25 2013, 4:07pm
    How come we never get spam like this? Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 25 2013, 4:12pm
    Bwahahaha! I want one in RED! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jul 25 2013, 5:01pm
    I want to get my son a sippy cup... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jul 25 2013, 5:59pm
        Doctor Who ;-) DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jul 25 2013, 6:06pm
            Neither am I... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jul 25 2013, 6:11pm
                Hmm, I just might be able to make that happen... angelclaw Send a private message to angelclaw Jul 26 2013, 2:13am

 
 
 

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