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Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 3:09am

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Spam, spam, spam, bikini and spam. Can't Post

Here you go!

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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jul 24 2013, 3:33am)


Starling
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 3:17am

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Oh wow, I cannot wait to hit the beach [In reply to] Can't Post

 Wearing my favorite Best Women Bikini!!!
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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 24 2013, 3:32am

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Thanks to Dweller in Dale, [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll never look at the troll scene in the same way again.

The spam, 'tis gone.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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DwellerInDale
Rohan


Jul 24 2013, 3:35am

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Aw, shucks! [In reply to] Can't Post

And I had my credit card all ready! Operators were standing by!

Don't mess with my favorite female elf.




Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 3:40am

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Thanks Ataahua..the spam 'tis gone, yet I miss it already...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 3:44am

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No worries Dweller - you will be getting on of our special TAS swimsuits [In reply to] Can't Post

Speedo or bikini. Your choice. TAS don't judge. (Its a lovely pattern of Books, Quills and Spam labels.) Wink

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Starling
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 3:49am

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Ah, it was but a fleeting moment [In reply to] Can't Post

I was so hoping to see those trolls in their fashionable bikinis, possibly in a becoming shade of pink. It will just have to remain a dream. Frown


DanielLB
Immortal


Jul 24 2013, 10:07am

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Are we sure it wasn't ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Sil trying to sell us his bathing suit again? He HAS been rather quiet recently ....

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Starling
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 10:40am

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It seemed a strangely familiar scenario [In reply to] Can't Post

I think you are onto something...


DanielLB
Immortal


Jul 24 2013, 11:31am

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I say he is guilty until proven innocent! ;-) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 24 2013, 2:38pm

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The spam, micro bikini, and spam doesn't have much spam on it. [In reply to] Can't Post

Nor much else.

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-Luke McKinney


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 4:00pm

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(*squinting*) Ah, yes - strategically placed Spam slices [In reply to] Can't Post

And if you sun for too long it becomes the Canadian-bacon Wardrobe-malfunction Micro Bikini. I'm sure its quite tasty though.

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Aunt Dora Baggins
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 7:20pm

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*mods this whole thread up* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 25 2013, 12:38am

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Yes, this was so fun I might start posting spam myself. ;-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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(This post was edited by Brethil on Jul 25 2013, 12:39am)


silneldor
Half-elven


Aug 1 2013, 10:38pm

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Was that on whole wheat or what?\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien














Brethil
Half-elven


Aug 1 2013, 10:56pm

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Mmmm...whole wheat with lettuce, pickles and suntan lotion. Yum! ;-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 2 2013, 1:50am

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Or on white bread with mayonaisse and Cheetos! [In reply to] Can't Post

Yes, you put the Cheetos between the slices of bread. Crunchy sandwich!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



Brethil
Half-elven


Aug 2 2013, 2:14am

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So good! - I like Cheetos on turkey sandwiches...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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silneldor
Half-elven


Aug 2 2013, 3:12am

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With the appetizer: Radagast's birds nest soup of course..... [In reply to] Can't Post

UnimpressedUnimpressedUnimpressedTongue

The son out of desperation due to hunger late in the day at school once, for a pre-cross-country race 'meal' last year, had a bunch of Cheetos and actually had a stellar race. Wonders never cease.

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien














NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Aug 2 2013, 4:32pm

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There's absolutely no reason to use whole wheat for a spam sandwich [In reply to] Can't Post

By going with spam, you've already thrown the health food idea out the window.

Notta

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Magpie
Immortal


Aug 2 2013, 5:03pm

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There are some sandwiches that just scream for decent white soft bread [In reply to] Can't Post

Peanut Butter sandwiches dunked in chocolate milk

Braunschweiger and potato chip sandwiches

yum - stuff of my childhood. :-)


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Brethil
Half-elven


Aug 2 2013, 5:38pm

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Some tasty nostaligia there Magpie! [In reply to] Can't Post

(sigh) I am not sure when the last time I had white bread was! Has to be measured in years I think!!!!! My son loves the country white. I go by saying lalalalala and pretend not to see the package. The recent favorite is peanut butter and nutella (which I will splurge on at times and have on one slice of wheat. Yummy.)

Childhood fave for me was German bologna, mayo on Wonder bread. Sweet pickles on the side (potato chips in the pickle juice.)

Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply, and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!








Magpie
Immortal


Aug 2 2013, 5:57pm

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my fully grown son [In reply to] Can't Post

prefers 'potato bread' which is really just plain old, what we used to call 'balloon bread,' with a tidge more taste to it. So when the craving for quick, mood-altering food, strikes me... I have some at hand.

I only buy Braunschweiger when I'm shopping really hungry. I want to eat and I want to eat now and somehow that Braunschweiger (or liverwurst) just calls out to me. I can't wait to get home and make a sandwich of it.

I took to putting chips on sandwiches (back when balloon bread was all any mother bought) to keep the bread from sticking to the roof of my mouth so bad.

And I just want to say that not all potato bread is balloon bread. We used to buy the most scrumptious potato bread at Sarkosy Bakery in Kalamazoo.


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sevilodorf
Gondor


Aug 2 2013, 7:12pm

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Spam fried crunchy with applesauce [In reply to] Can't Post

.... Brady Bunch flashback.... Peter ... pork chops and applesauce...

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Brethil
Half-elven


Aug 3 2013, 12:03am

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I remember that episode. After-school tv! // [In reply to] Can't Post


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.... Brady Bunch flashback.... Peter ... pork chops and applesauce...


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