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Brethil
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Jul 24 2013, 3:09am
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Spam, spam, spam, bikini and spam.
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Here you go!
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Starling
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Jul 24 2013, 3:17am
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Oh wow, I cannot wait to hit the beach
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Wearing my favorite Best Women Bikini!!!
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Ataahua
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Jul 24 2013, 3:32am
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I'll never look at the troll scene in the same way again.
The spam, 'tis gone.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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DwellerInDale
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Jul 24 2013, 3:35am
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And I had my credit card all ready! Operators were standing by!
Don't mess with my favorite female elf.
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Brethil
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Jul 24 2013, 3:40am
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Thanks Ataahua..the spam 'tis gone, yet I miss it already...//
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 24 2013, 3:44am
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No worries Dweller - you will be getting on of our special TAS swimsuits
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Speedo or bikini. Your choice. TAS don't judge. (Its a lovely pattern of Books, Quills and Spam labels.) 
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Starling
Half-elven
Jul 24 2013, 3:49am
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Ah, it was but a fleeting moment
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I was so hoping to see those trolls in their fashionable bikinis, possibly in a becoming shade of pink. It will just have to remain a dream. 
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DanielLB
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Jul 24 2013, 10:07am
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Sil trying to sell us his bathing suit again? He HAS been rather quiet recently ....
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Starling
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Jul 24 2013, 10:40am
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It seemed a strangely familiar scenario
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I think you are onto something...
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 24 2013, 2:38pm
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The spam, micro bikini, and spam doesn't have much spam on it.
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Nor much else.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 24 2013, 4:00pm
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(*squinting*) Ah, yes - strategically placed Spam slices
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And if you sun for too long it becomes the Canadian-bacon Wardrobe-malfunction Micro Bikini. I'm sure its quite tasty though.
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jul 24 2013, 7:20pm
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*mods this whole thread up* //
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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Brethil
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Jul 25 2013, 12:38am
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Yes, this was so fun I might start posting spam myself. ;-) //
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silneldor
Half-elven
Aug 1 2013, 10:38pm
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Was that on whole wheat or what?\\
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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Brethil
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Aug 1 2013, 10:56pm
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Mmmm...whole wheat with lettuce, pickles and suntan lotion. Yum! ;-) //
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Darkstone
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Aug 2 2013, 1:50am
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Or on white bread with mayonaisse and Cheetos!
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Yes, you put the Cheetos between the slices of bread. Crunchy sandwich!
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Brethil
Half-elven
Aug 2 2013, 2:14am
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So good! - I like Cheetos on turkey sandwiches...//
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silneldor
Half-elven
Aug 2 2013, 3:12am
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With the appetizer: Radagast's birds nest soup of course.....
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The son out of desperation due to hunger late in the day at school once, for a pre-cross-country race 'meal' last year, had a bunch of Cheetos and actually had a stellar race. Wonders never cease.
''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Aug 2 2013, 4:32pm
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There's absolutely no reason to use whole wheat for a spam sandwich
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By going with spam, you've already thrown the health food idea out the window.
Notta
 Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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Brethil
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Aug 2 2013, 5:38pm
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Some tasty nostaligia there Magpie!
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(sigh) I am not sure when the last time I had white bread was! Has to be measured in years I think!!!!! My son loves the country white. I go by saying lalalalala and pretend not to see the package. The recent favorite is peanut butter and nutella (which I will splurge on at times and have on one slice of wheat. Yummy.)
Childhood fave for me was German bologna, mayo on Wonder bread. Sweet pickles on the side (potato chips in the pickle juice.)
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Magpie
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Aug 2 2013, 5:57pm
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prefers 'potato bread' which is really just plain old, what we used to call 'balloon bread,' with a tidge more taste to it. So when the craving for quick, mood-altering food, strikes me... I have some at hand.
I only buy Braunschweiger when I'm shopping really hungry. I want to eat and I want to eat now and somehow that Braunschweiger (or liverwurst) just calls out to me. I can't wait to get home and make a sandwich of it.
I took to putting chips on sandwiches (back when balloon bread was all any mother bought) to keep the bread from sticking to the roof of my mouth so bad.
And I just want to say that not all potato bread is balloon bread. We used to buy the most scrumptious potato bread at Sarkosy Bakery in Kalamazoo.
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Aug 2 2013, 7:12pm
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Spam fried crunchy with applesauce
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.... Brady Bunch flashback.... Peter ... pork chops and applesauce...
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