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Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jul 21 2013, 1:10am

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There once was an Elf named Thrandy... Can't Post

...whose poses were often quite randy.
He sat rather louchely
On his fine Elvish tooshy
Poised to be Mirkwood eye candy. *



* (This limerick is a group effort.)


Esmeralda
Bree


Jul 21 2013, 2:27am

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There once was a hobbit named Baggins [In reply to] Can't Post

Who had no wish to laugh at live dragons,
But the dwarves sang of gold,
Bilbo grew Tookishly bold
And now hes stealing gold flagons.


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 21 2013, 2:30am

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Very nice all (*applause*) [In reply to] Can't Post

Let me guess - did little Eldarion come up with the "tooshy" (?) Wink

Well, get back to work all of you! We want to see some more!

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Inferno
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 21 2013, 3:02am

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A strange little creature called Smeagol [In reply to] Can't Post

had chambers that were far from regal.
Yet he had a gold ring
as his most precious thing
That he stole from his dead friend named Deagol.

And then Bilbo found Smeagol's cave
The hobbit, surprisingly brave
Bet on his escape
Or to be served on a crepe
in a Riddle game, old Smeagol's fave.

Bilbo and Smeagol told riddles
Of things around the Earth-Middle
Bilbo finally won
without using a pun,
And would have danced, had he a fine fiddle.

And so Bilbo escaped from the creature
(Who bears no resemblance to Kreacher)
He also found a ring
which was a quite useful thing
And the reason they made three films feature.

Inferno.

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Good night, tOR.Nados. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 21 2013, 4:03am

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There once was a dwarf king named Thorin [In reply to] Can't Post

Whose man-mane was ne'er deemed borin'
His love locks, they flowed!
Every lady, she glowed!
As they succumbed to the hairs of Durin.


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 21 2013, 4:50am

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There once was a fire drake named Shmaug [In reply to] Can't Post

Who set all of dwarf-dom agog
Fierce and shmitten with gold
Badass dragon of old
His big shmirk really helped Bilbo unclog.


AinurOlorin
Half-elven


Jul 21 2013, 5:00am

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Forgive me for turning this outrageous. . . but you started it, and I enjoy rhymes. [In reply to] Can't Post

And still speaking of that Elf King Thrandy
Tis oft said he was rather a dandy
With a fetish for men and for Durin's stout kin
He trapped dwarves, deeming they'd come in handy

Shocked Laugh

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...whose poses were often quite randy.
He sat rather louchely
On his fine Elvish tooshy
Poised to be Mirkwood eye candy. *



* (This limerick is a group effort.)


"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!"

"Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

(This post was edited by AinurOlorin on Jul 21 2013, 5:02am)


Inferno
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Jul 21 2013, 5:12am

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As recited by Sean Connery? [In reply to] Can't Post

The SH sounds every where make me hear that limerick in his voice. Which reminds me of one of my favorite dumb jokes.


What does Zombie Sean Connery say?


"Brainsh"


=)

Inferno.

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Good night, tOR.Nados. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 21 2013, 11:26am

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Actually, Inferno, I was just inspired by PJ's preferred way of pronouncing Smaug. [In reply to] Can't Post

Didn't give a single thought to Mr. Connery's signature burr, so no sly references intended. Unless of course it makes it more entertaining for you to hear in your head. Wink


Earl
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 21 2013, 3:31pm

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This reminds me that PJ also says "Shmeagol" :P // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 21 2013, 5:23pm

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Part One, AUJ [In reply to] Can't Post

A quest was bequeathed with a key,
"I've no choice," quoth majestic he
Quench a dragon they must
In a quaint hobbit placed their trust
And so quickened their de corps esprit.


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 22 2013, 12:28am

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For art enthusiasts [In reply to] Can't Post

Thirteen nudes grace a calendar notorious,
Naughty au naturel dwarfs so curious:
Ample flesh -- holy wow!!
Yet not smut but sly-brow
Has girls blushing pink and euphorious.


Esmeralda
Bree


Jul 22 2013, 1:43am

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There once was a wizard called Radagast [In reply to] Can't Post

Whose Rhosgobel rabbits ran mighty fast
He drew off the wargs,
From the escaping dwarfs
Then circled around and led them right past!


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 22 2013, 3:40am

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A small tribute, pre-DOS [In reply to] Can't Post

 
Jabberwock Benedict Cumberbatch
Gives voice to J.R.R.'s bandersnatch
Tis a name some do mock
To hark people's talk, it's
A moniker mouthful sans match.

A forked tongue-twister thesp is Ben C.
Pantomiming a worm in frenzy
Wicked mo-cap acrobat
Smoke and mirroring his act,
He vents Smaug with supremacy.


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 22 2013, 4:48am

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Grim and ugly [In reply to] Can't Post

  came an ambush of orcs
Surrounding Bilbo in a tight circle of forks,
Disdained merely as wee
He unsheathed his blue bee
Piercing the ego of Azog the pale dork.

(Sorry, Zoggie aficionados. This is my revenge against my least favorite Hobbit movie character.)


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 22 2013, 5:52am

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Beorn, oh Beorn [In reply to] Can't Post

   dear transforming bear
Whose shape-shifts are missed, we declare.
Surly moods, locking jaws,
Claws red keeping strict laws ...
Why must P. make your charisma so rare?


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 22 2013, 11:11pm

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Who am I? A riddle posing as a limerick. [In reply to] Can't Post

A quick wit dressed in dapper plaid pants
Fields questions with juicy insouciance
Mincing words, he fares ill,
F-bombs fly, hear them spill
Tart Bon mots are his special parlance ....

Wink


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 23 2013, 3:01pm

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Riddle no. 2 -- who? [In reply to] Can't Post

A look transfixing is his alchemy,
It ripens the dreams of those femin-y ...
Warm embers in laser eyes
A shy soul in vulpine guise
Depth his true timbre -- and my knees mortal enemy!


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 24 2013, 12:08am

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Raddie dotes so on the creatures he's found [In reply to] Can't Post

Just look see at his secretive crown
Under his hat, peek a poo --
Hey, watchyer step! There's hares, too,
It's small wonder he got the name "Brown."

Wink


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 24 2013, 12:15am

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Riddle no. 3 Name me. [In reply to] Can't Post

Trite and true is this lug's megilla,
A stale cliche surely over-the-hilla
Defiling canon goes too far
In a plot line that's sub-par
Join a circus, you vanilla gorilla!


(Okay, maaaaybe I have a little ax to grind Wink.)


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 24 2013, 3:50am

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Fair Thranduil, I urgently beseech [In reply to] Can't Post

Take me prisoner, place me beyond reach
My she-beard is not false
Dwarf secrets I will divulge
To claim one silv'ry strand for my heart's niche.


(This post was edited by The Grey Elf on Jul 24 2013, 4:00am)


The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 24 2013, 3:53am

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Too much?? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 4:45am

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NOPE! [In reply to] Can't Post

Never enough clever rhymes in the world Grey Elf! SmileWinkSly

The first TORn Amateur Symposium starts this week in the Reading Room! Come and join in!









Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 24 2013, 5:32am

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Something for you Grey Elf! [In reply to] Can't Post

There was a TORNado Grey Elf,
whose poetry sings in itself.

About Hobbits and mage,
Words dance on the page -

Too lively to sit on a shelf!

The first TORn Amateur Symposium starts this week in the Reading Room! Come and join in!









The Grey Elf
Gondor


Jul 24 2013, 5:51am

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* blushing * Now call me The Pink Elf. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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