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Beorn, oh Beorn

The Grey Elf
Rohan


Jul 22 2013, 5:52am


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Beorn, oh Beorn [In reply to] Can't Post

   dear transforming bear
Whose shape-shifts are missed, we declare.
Surly moods, locking jaws,
Claws red keeping strict laws ...
Why must P. make your charisma so rare?

Subject User Time
There once was an Elf named Thrandy... Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Jul 21 2013, 1:10am
    There once was a hobbit named Baggins Esmeralda Send a private message to Esmeralda Jul 21 2013, 2:27am
    Very nice all (*applause*) Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 21 2013, 2:30am
        Too much?? // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 24 2013, 3:53am
            NOPE! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 24 2013, 4:45am
            Something for you Grey Elf! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 24 2013, 5:32am
                * blushing * Now call me The Pink Elf. // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 24 2013, 5:51am
                    Pink and Grey go well! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 24 2013, 4:02pm
    A strange little creature called Smeagol Inferno Send a private message to Inferno Jul 21 2013, 3:02am
    There once was a dwarf king named Thorin The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 21 2013, 4:03am
    There once was a fire drake named Shmaug The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 21 2013, 4:50am
        As recited by Sean Connery? Inferno Send a private message to Inferno Jul 21 2013, 5:12am
            Actually, Inferno, I was just inspired by PJ's preferred way of pronouncing Smaug. The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 21 2013, 11:26am
                This reminds me that PJ also says "Shmeagol" :P // Earl Send a private message to Earl Jul 21 2013, 3:31pm
    Forgive me for turning this outrageous. . . but you started it, and I enjoy rhymes. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Jul 21 2013, 5:00am
    Part One, AUJ The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 21 2013, 5:23pm
    For art enthusiasts The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 22 2013, 12:28am
    There once was a wizard called Radagast Esmeralda Send a private message to Esmeralda Jul 22 2013, 1:43am
    A small tribute, pre-DOS The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 22 2013, 3:40am
    Grim and ugly The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 22 2013, 4:48am
    Beorn, oh Beorn The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 22 2013, 5:52am
    Who am I? A riddle posing as a limerick. The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 22 2013, 11:11pm
    Riddle no. 2 -- who? The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 23 2013, 3:01pm
    Raddie dotes so on the creatures he's found The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 24 2013, 12:08am
    Riddle no. 3 Name me. The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 24 2013, 12:15am
    Fair Thranduil, I urgently beseech The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 24 2013, 3:50am
    Three Trolls in 6 The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 25 2013, 3:46am
        This is wonderful! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 25 2013, 2:57pm
            Gandalf After Zirakzigil Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 25 2013, 3:05pm
        These are great!! malickfan Send a private message to malickfan Jul 25 2013, 3:11pm
            LOL! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 25 2013, 4:17pm
    Gimli's Ode The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 26 2013, 1:13am
        *Tig* Grey Elf! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 26 2013, 1:43am
            Ha, ha -- you had one locked and loaded, didn't you? // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 26 2013, 1:55am
                (**haha!**) // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 26 2013, 2:18am
    Bombur Speaks The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 26 2013, 4:28pm
        Denethor, Crafting Fate Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jul 26 2013, 8:05pm
    Dedicated to the Academy The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 27 2013, 9:29pm
    Riddle no. 4 for More The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 30 2013, 3:58am
    Riddle no. 4 Redux (LOTR variation) The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Jul 30 2013, 11:40am

 
 
 

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