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Ardamírë
Valinor


Jul 12 2013, 8:01pm

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Swearing Can't Post

Right here (link deleted). Plus, I'm not sure if it's better suited for main or off-topic?

Also, I'm not entirely sure how appropriate the poster's footer is for a family-friendly forum.

"...not till now have I understood the tale of your people and their fall.
As wicked fools I scorned them, but I pity them at last.
For if this is indeed, as the Eldar say, the gift of the One to Men,
it is bitter to receive." -Arwen Undómiel




(This post was edited by dernwyn on Jul 12 2013, 8:13pm)


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 12 2013, 8:14pm

Post #2 of 18 (267 views)
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Whoa. [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for pointing this out quickly! Post removed.

I shall address both issues with the poster.


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Starling
Half-elven


Jul 12 2013, 9:41pm

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I think I might create a really dodgy footer [In reply to] Can't Post

I feel like I need some attention. Evil

*swears copiously*


DanielLB
Immortal


Jul 12 2013, 9:52pm

Post #4 of 18 (246 views)
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Join me in trolldom! [In reply to] Can't Post

It could also make for a rather entertaining game in Patty's thread in off topic! Which will Starling reach first - immortality or permanent banishment from TORn?

WinkLaugh

Coming soon! The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.




Inferno
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 13 2013, 12:17am

Post #5 of 18 (219 views)
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a footer? [In reply to] Can't Post

Or will your footer sing "Consider yourself" to Oliver?

Angelic

Inferno.

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Good night, tOR.Nados. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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Starling
Half-elven


Jul 13 2013, 12:28am

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Working on it [In reply to] Can't Post

These things take time you know.
It needs to be the perfect combination of offensive images and foul language...


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 13 2013, 2:59am

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Saruman and a clucking chicken? [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, sorry, I thought you wrote "offensive mages and fowl language"...







Angelic


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Starling
Half-elven


Jul 13 2013, 5:00am

Post #8 of 18 (187 views)
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How did you guess? [In reply to] Can't Post

I happen to have photographic evidence of a Barred Plymouth Rock in a compromising position.
*swears copiously again*
Back to the drawing board...


sevilodorf
Gondor


Jul 13 2013, 5:00am

Post #9 of 18 (182 views)
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football players and profanity.... result in banishment??? [In reply to] Can't Post

wow you people are strick


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offensive images and foul language...


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Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 13 2013, 5:54am

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How's this for some offensive fun Starling? Might get you that attention. [In reply to] Can't Post



Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.







Starling
Half-elven


Jul 13 2013, 6:26am

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

I am awesome at whining. Maybe I can give up my day job after all!
*swears copiously* (I need to keep up with the swearing. I am very committed to this important cause.)


Magpie
Immortal


Jul 13 2013, 4:31pm

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"A Chat With Your Mother" [In reply to] Can't Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE_cGAWywlA

There are pirates in their fetid galleons
Daggers in their skivvies
With infected tattooed fingers
On a blunderbuss or two
Signs of scurvy in their eyes
And only mermaids on their minds
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you
We sit down to have a chat
It's F-word this and F-word that
I can't control how you young people
Talk to one another
But I don't wanna hear you use
That F-word with your mother

And the lumberjacks from Kodiak
Vacationing in Anchorage
Enchanted with their pine tar soup
And caribou shampoo
With seven weeks of back pay
In their aromatic woolens
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

There's the militant survivalists
With Gucci bandileros
Taking tacky khaki walkie talkies
To the rendezvous
Trading all the latest armor
Piercing ammo information
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

There are jocks who think that God himself
Is drooling in the bleachers
In a cold November downpour
With a bellyful of brew
Whose entire grasp of heaven
Has a lot to do with football
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

(video has a verse I don't think was written by Peter & Lou)

There's unsavory musicians
With their filthy pinko lyrics
Who destroy the social fabric
And enjoy it when they do
With their groupies and addictions
And poor broken-hearted parents
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

Copyright Lou and Peter Berryman

Lou and Peter are from Madison Wisconsin and they are really tapping into an upper Mid-west zeitgeist with their funny songs.

I like the song better sung by them - here's a short sample


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Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 13 2013, 5:09pm

Post #13 of 18 (188 views)
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I commend you Starling! And Martin Freeman as well! Support the *5$3@1 cause!!!//! [In reply to] Can't Post


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I am awesome at whining. Maybe I can give up my day job after all!
*swears copiously* (I need to keep up with the swearing. I am very committed to this important cause.)


Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.







Ethel Duath
Valinor


Jul 14 2013, 10:06pm

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Haw! My laugh for the day. :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Starling
Half-elven


Jul 15 2013, 4:56am

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That's very funny! [In reply to] Can't Post

I enjoyed it, thanks. Laugh

By the way, in real life, I am quite prolific in my swearing. But I think my mother swore more than me!


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Jul 16 2013, 12:43am

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european [In reply to] Can't Post

Football team!!!MadMadMad


Wink

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 16 2013, 1:29am

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(*adds to the offensiveness!!!!!*) // ;-) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.







Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Jul 16 2013, 1:51am

Post #18 of 18 (99 views)
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aaaaaaarrrghhh [In reply to] Can't Post

why you!!!!MadMad

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!

 
 

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