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Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 1:15pm

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1. wet it, make it into a paste, and you can grout the bath



cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 1:16pm

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2. ammunition for ori's slingshot


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


elaen32
Gondor


Jun 29 2013, 1:22pm

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Dwarf dentists use it to fill teeth ( it's a scam, twas the cram that broke the teeth to start with)

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 1:31pm

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good one! [In reply to] Can't Post

 
albeit a painful one!

4. cram armor is the best dragon-proof armor you can get


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 29 2013, 1:45pm

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5. Pulverize and mix with oil and colours for play-dough. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 29 2013, 1:46pm

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6. Round off edges of cram biscuits and use for croquet balls. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 2:06pm

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love this one! [In reply to] Can't Post

 
plus, it's child-friendly.

cheers ---

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 2:09pm

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7. take the finest cram. shape it, cut it carefully so that all its inner beauty is refracted out into the world. set them into a diadem. give to thranduil. tell him it's the latest in white gems. he places it on his head, and is the king of cram.


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


elaen32
Gondor


Jun 29 2013, 6:29pm

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The dwarves of the Ered Luin flog it to Cirdan to use as ballast in his ships

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


elaen32
Gondor


Jun 29 2013, 6:32pm

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The Ents found it useful to throw at Orthanc- fortunately the uruk hai didn't have any to use against Helm's Deep

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Jun 29 2013, 7:29pm

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10. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, and when that fails to do anything to make the cram more edible, use 'em for tiddly-winks.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:37pm

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11. Dragon treats. [In reply to] Can't Post

Other than the men themselves, it is the only food of men that dragons find palatable. A burglar might find a use for it.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:39pm

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extra shoes for the ponies.


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:56pm

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this [In reply to] Can't Post

 
is hysterical, telain elaen!


cheers : )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:57pm

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Multiple uses [In reply to] Can't Post

Should we count this answer as two or four?


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:57pm

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wow [In reply to] Can't Post

 
that almost sounds like it came straight out of the cram cookbook!


cheers : )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:58pm

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ha! : ) [In reply to] Can't Post

 
so true, lissuin! (especially about the "men themselves" part.)


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 7:58pm

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up to you : ) [In reply to] Can't Post

 
cheers : )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 8:03pm

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also [In reply to] Can't Post

 
also ridiculously funny. : )

(and very considerate of you, lissuin, to think of the ponies. : ) )


cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 8:05pm

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13. +there+ is something -- one thing -- other than mt. doom that could have destroyed the ring: cram.

one good whack and the ring would have +shattered+.


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 8:06pm

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17. Ori [In reply to] Can't Post

used them for his slingshot.


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Jun 29 2013, 8:07pm)


DanielLB
Immortal


Jun 29 2013, 8:10pm

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18. If dense enough, it acts as extra servers for the TORn forum! / [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks Lissuin.

Smile


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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 8:13pm

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No, see, Daniel, yours is #18 [In reply to] Can't Post

'cause Rux had 4 uses in his.Wink


DanielLB
Immortal


Jun 29 2013, 8:15pm

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My bad! [In reply to] Can't Post

I ran out of fingers to count on! WinkBlush


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2013, 8:16pm

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You still have edit time [In reply to] Can't Post

by my calculations.

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