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James Bond V Aragorn

The Shire

Dec 26 2007, 9:47pm

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I really dont know how i thought this up. I gotta say i think aragorn wins it with a blade but bare handed i think bond (Daniel Craig's portrayal) would beat Aragorn

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Dec 26 2007, 11:00pm

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James Bond, thanks to Q's high-tech gadgets. [In reply to] Can't Post

Although if Aragorn gets the Army of the Dead behind him, Bond would be mincemeat.

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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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Dec 27 2007, 3:47pm

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They are evenly matched, so they fight a long time without either one gaining an advantage. However, after his hundredth or so clever quip Bond gets distracted trying to think of another one. The tacturn Aragorn then takes Bond's head right off.

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

The Shire

Jan 1 2008, 4:04pm

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After a climatic battle, Bond, against incredible odds, kills Aragorn then takes a grateful Arwen to bed with the line "I like to look after my elf."

At least that's what would happen if Hollywood had any say in the matter.

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Tol Eressea

Jan 4 2008, 5:33am

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Woe be the day that Hollywood has the ability to make such a crossover!

(though a ridiculously hilarious image, as perverted as it is).

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Tol Eressea

Jan 13 2008, 5:28am

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Years of fighting nasties in the wilderness would make him tougher than modern-man Bond. The closest thing we have today to that wilderness experience is possibly special ops training, Sly

Great, where are we going?


Jun 29 2013, 2:55pm

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