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barahir
The Shire
Dec 26 2007, 9:47pm
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James Bond V Aragorn
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I really dont know how i thought this up. I gotta say i think aragorn wins it with a blade but bare handed i think bond (Daniel Craig's portrayal) would beat Aragorn
So many strange things have chanced that to learn the praise of a fair lady under the loving strokes of a Dwarf's axe will seem no great wonder
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Ataahua
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Dec 26 2007, 11:00pm
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James Bond, thanks to Q's high-tech gadgets.
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Although if Aragorn gets the Army of the Dead behind him, Bond would be mincemeat.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 27 2007, 3:47pm
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They are evenly matched, so they fight a long time without either one gaining an advantage. However, after his hundredth or so clever quip Bond gets distracted trying to think of another one. The tacturn Aragorn then takes Bond's head right off.
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Narya
The Shire
Jan 1 2008, 4:04pm
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After a climatic battle, Bond, against incredible odds, kills Aragorn then takes a grateful Arwen to bed with the line "I like to look after my elf."
At least that's what would happen if Hollywood had any say in the matter.
Even the wise cannot see all ends.
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Ainu Laire
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Jan 4 2008, 5:33am
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Woe be the day that Hollywood has the ability to make such a crossover!
(though a ridiculously hilarious image, as perverted as it is).
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Tim
Tol Eressea
Jan 13 2008, 5:28am
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Years of fighting nasties in the wilderness would make him tougher than modern-man Bond. The closest thing we have today to that wilderness experience is possibly special ops training, 
Great, where are we going?
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