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Another Taylor Swift Parody-'The Story of Us' (Denethor and Boromir)

Jay236
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Jun 11 2013, 2:27pm


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I was procrastinating here as usual and I saw all the posts about Taylor Swift parodys. So I came up with my own. It's called 'The Story of the Steward.' and you sing it to the tune of 'The Story of Us' by Taylor Swift.

I used to think one day Iíd tell the story of us
how you were my favourite son
and everyone said we were the lucky ones
I used to know your place was a spot next to me
On my throne in Minis Tirith
but lately I donít even know what your page your on

Oh simple complications
Miss communications
Faramir and I fell out
Too many things that I wish you knew
So many orcs now, youíve gone too soon
Now Iím sitting alone in an empty hall
And Stuck with Faramir
And Iím dying to know, canít he doing anything right
Because I donít what to say since that twist of fate when you took an arrow to the knee
And my line of Stewards looks like a lot tragedy now

Next Chapter

How did I end up this way? See me eating my lunch and listening to little the hobbit sing. And Iím doing my best to avoid war.
But being steward is no easy job,
especially with that dratted Aragorn
who somehow thinks heís going to be king.
But I held my pride and ignored Gandalf.

Oh Iím scared to see the ending
I am just pretending that army outside is nothing
Iíd tell Gondor to go to war if I had any sense
But Iíve never seen an army quite this immense

Now Iím sitting alone in an empty hall
And stuck with Faramir
And Iím dying to know canít he doing anything right at all
Because I donít what to say since that twist of fate when you took an arrow to the knee
And my line of Stewards looks like a lot tragedy now

Faramir just has died and my line of Stewards had ended,
But I liked it better when Boromir was around,
Wait who lit the beacons? Iím not helping Rohan.
We are just fine by ourselves.
So many things that I wish you knew.
Now Iím lighting the pyre, my line is over too.

Now Iím lighting the pyre for me and Faramir
Time we set ourselves alight
Wait stupid Hobbit, stupid Gandalf, ruining my death scene
Because I donít what to say since that twist of fate when I fell to the flames.
And my line of Stewards looks like a lot tragedy now.

If more people valued food, cheer and song above hoarded gold, the world would indeed be a merrier place-Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit

(This post was edited by Jay236 on Jun 11 2013, 2:31pm)

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