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Fun at the market!

Roheryn
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May 19 2013, 12:04am


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hahahahhaa! Especially since he was already cheesed off having knocked on several other Hobbit doors and been greeted as the exterminator .... LOL! So that's how he figured out he was lost! And how many Hobbit men are now scratching their heads muttering about short hairy men at their door? (And how many Hobbit women are wishing they'd answered the door before their husband, and invited that tall dark and handsome stranger right in for a bit of proper Hobbit hospitality?) And if they had, then how many Hobbit husbands are meeting in the market the next day..."Wait, YOU needed that Dwarf exterminator too? For bedbugs? And your wide said the door had to be closed....?" Much puzzled muttering ensues.




And that's also why, when that same Stranger turns up at that market next day, the Hobbit husbands tell him "Bedbugs!?! We don't have bedbugs!" as the Hobbit wives (those who haven't yet had a visit from the Stranger, but who have been hearing the gossip) surround him clamouring "I've got bedbugs! I've got bedbugs as big as my arm!"

You know, I've heard them called "broads", but "wides" is a new one. Wink

Subject User Time
"I'm a good carry bum!" and other Random Ro Thoughts Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 17 2013, 11:36am
    Random replies Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve May 17 2013, 12:24pm
        Random reply replies Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 17 2013, 9:36pm
            Random reply reply reply Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve May 18 2013, 11:35am
    Why did the "V" sign get a mention? ShireHorse Send a private message to ShireHorse May 17 2013, 4:47pm
        The bow stuff ... that's a complete myth DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB May 17 2013, 5:08pm
            I had no idea that the offensive V sign Starling Send a private message to Starling May 17 2013, 9:25pm
                As far as I know, Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 17 2013, 11:37pm
                    I make an effort to use it regularly, Starling Send a private message to Starling May 17 2013, 11:49pm
                        Yeah, just what I need... Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 17 2013, 11:57pm
                            That's what you get Starling Send a private message to Starling May 18 2013, 12:00am
                    The only reason I know it... RosieLass Send a private message to RosieLass May 18 2013, 12:06am
    Speaking of random.... Elwen Send a private message to Elwen May 17 2013, 5:26pm
    Thoughts back, with my daily dose of inappropriateness. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 17 2013, 6:43pm
        Oh, good! Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve May 18 2013, 11:30am
            RD, thanks for my first big laugh of the day. High 5! // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf May 18 2013, 12:10pm
                *high-five* ;) // Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve May 18 2013, 12:23pm
            Hahahaaa! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 18 2013, 1:30pm
                I know... Riven Delve Send a private message to Riven Delve May 18 2013, 5:55pm
                    Rain on the Parade IdrilofGondolin Send a private message to IdrilofGondolin May 18 2013, 9:10pm
            ROFL! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 18 2013, 8:29pm
                I guess Gloin and Bombur, because they have wives ;) painjoiker Send a private message to painjoiker May 19 2013, 2:16am
        One lady's inappropriateness Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 18 2013, 10:05pm
            That tall, dark, and handsome exterminator Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 18 2013, 10:43pm
                I misread this twice! elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 May 18 2013, 10:59pm
                    Ha! I should have reread it at least once!!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 19 2013, 12:18am
                    Half Dwarf/Half Hobbit Lio Send a private message to Lio May 19 2013, 10:27pm
                Fun at the market! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 19 2013, 12:04am
                    **(helpless laughter)** Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 19 2013, 12:22am
    Nope, nope, nope. Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods May 17 2013, 7:19pm
    Hmmm. Elizabeth Send a private message to Elizabeth May 17 2013, 7:22pm
        I knew it! RosieLass Send a private message to RosieLass May 17 2013, 9:50pm
    Thorin Barrow-Wight Send a private message to Barrow-Wight May 17 2013, 11:09pm
    haha! I love the random thoughts Nira Send a private message to Nira May 17 2013, 11:54pm
    Thorin and Orcrist DeadRabbits Send a private message to DeadRabbits May 18 2013, 12:52am
        Yes, yes, that's why these are Ro-thoughts. Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 18 2013, 2:28am
    Sooooo in the context of the scene, "I'm a good carry bum" is The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf May 20 2013, 12:10pm
    what a wonderful smell you've discovered.... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale May 21 2013, 3:53am

 
 
 

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