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The Wacky Races of Middle-earth! Who will win?

Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor


Apr 29 2013, 6:08pm

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The Wacky Races of Middle-earth! Who will win? Can't Post

Who do you think would win out of the following:
Azog on his White Warg
The Witch-King on his Fell Beast
Gandalf the White on Shadowfax
Glorfindel on Asfaloth
Dain on his Iron Hills Boar
Thranduil on his Elk
Radagast the Brown on his Rabbit-Sleigh
Eorl the Young on Felarof

"True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one."


Luinnár
Rivendell

Apr 29 2013, 7:02pm

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Gandalf the White on Shadowfax! [In reply to] Can't Post

That is if he is allowed to blind the Fell Beast with his staff. Laugh


elaen32
Gondor

Apr 29 2013, 9:54pm

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Thorin on his pony! [In reply to] Can't Post

Huh- he's not even on the list.Mad
Nor is Penelope "Arwen" Pitstop pretending to be Glorfindel on Asfaloth or Aragorn "Peter Perfect" Dunedain on his horse (brego in the movies, roheryn in the book)UnsureWink

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


CuriousG
Valinor


Apr 29 2013, 10:14pm

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Radagast the Brown on his Rabbit-Sleigh [In reply to] Can't Post

If he can't beat you, he can outrun you.


elaen32
Gondor

Apr 29 2013, 10:26pm

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Tom Bombadil on Fatty Lumpkin! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well, you did say Wacky!! Sorry, being very silly Blush

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


sevilodorf
Gondor


Apr 29 2013, 11:36pm

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Fell Beast would probably [In reply to] Can't Post

outdistance them all.... but then would fall prey to an eagle winging in from left field.

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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


May 11 2013, 7:51am

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We all know that Denethor Dastardly would lose miserably... [In reply to] Can't Post

The Iron Hills mob would be first. Smile

"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."

"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)


Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor


May 12 2013, 4:34pm

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What would Denethor ride? [In reply to] Can't Post

Or maybe they could just catapult (movie) Denethor into Mount Doom! WinkLaugh

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."-J.R.R.Tolkien

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


May 12 2013, 5:05pm

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That sounds like a PJ moment right there... [In reply to] Can't Post

Now, who's Muttley?

"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."

"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)


Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor


May 12 2013, 9:04pm

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That's easy :) [In reply to] Can't Post

It's the White Warg Laugh

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."-J.R.R.Tolkien

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


May 13 2013, 12:19pm

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Talk about crossovers... [In reply to] Can't Post

TongueOr he can just give the Palantir a bit of fur and a medal...
I think my sleep deprivation is getting to me. Crazy

"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."

"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)


BeornBerserker
Lorien

May 31 2013, 3:28pm

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Glorfindel [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell

Jun 4 2013, 3:47am

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Gandalf on Shadowfax, most likely. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Hamfast of Gamwich
Rivendell


Jun 4 2013, 7:04pm

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Merry and Pippin on Treebeard would always come last [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Durin's Heir you may be, but even with one eye you should see clearer. If this is victory, then our hands are too small to hold it. We will not enter Khazad-dum. You will not enter Khazad-dum. Beyond the shadow of the gate it waits for you still: Durin’s Bane. The world must change and some other power than ours must come before Durin’s Folk walk again in Moria.”


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Jun 21 2013, 12:43am

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It would be a tie between [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf, Glorfindel and the Witch King.

 
 

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