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Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor
Apr 29 2013, 6:08pm
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The Wacky Races of Middle-earth! Who will win?
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Who do you think would win out of the following:
Azog on his White Warg
The Witch-King on his Fell Beast
Gandalf the White on Shadowfax
Glorfindel on Asfaloth
Dain on his Iron Hills Boar
Thranduil on his Elk
Radagast the Brown on his Rabbit-Sleigh
Eorl the Young on Felarof
"True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one."
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Luinnár
Rivendell
Apr 29 2013, 7:02pm
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Gandalf the White on Shadowfax!
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That is if he is allowed to blind the Fell Beast with his staff. 
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elaen32
Gondor
Apr 29 2013, 9:54pm
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Huh- he's not even on the list.
Nor is Penelope "Arwen" Pitstop pretending to be Glorfindel on Asfaloth or Aragorn "Peter Perfect" Dunedain on his horse (brego in the movies, roheryn in the book) 
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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CuriousG
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Apr 29 2013, 10:14pm
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Radagast the Brown on his Rabbit-Sleigh
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If he can't beat you, he can outrun you.
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elaen32
Gondor
Apr 29 2013, 10:26pm
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Tom Bombadil on Fatty Lumpkin!
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Well, you did say Wacky!! Sorry, being very silly 
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Apr 29 2013, 11:36pm
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outdistance them all.... but then would fall prey to an eagle winging in from left field.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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May 11 2013, 7:51am
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We all know that Denethor Dastardly would lose miserably...
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The Iron Hills mob would be first. 
"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."
"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)
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Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor
May 12 2013, 4:34pm
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Or maybe they could just catapult (movie) Denethor into Mount Doom!
"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."-J.R.R.Tolkien
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf
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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan
May 12 2013, 5:05pm
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That sounds like a PJ moment right there...
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Now, who's Muttley?
"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."
"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)
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Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor
May 12 2013, 9:04pm
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It's the White Warg
"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."-J.R.R.Tolkien
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf
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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan
May 13 2013, 12:19pm
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 Or he can just give the Palantir a bit of fur and a medal...
I think my sleep deprivation is getting to me. 
"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."
"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)
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Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell
Jun 4 2013, 3:47am
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Gandalf on Shadowfax, most likely.
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"The Ring is Mine!" ~ Frodo Baggins
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Hamfast of Gamwich
Rivendell
Jun 4 2013, 7:04pm
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Merry and Pippin on Treebeard would always come last
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"Durin's Heir you may be, but even with one eye you should see clearer. If this is victory, then our hands are too small to hold it. We will not enter Khazad-dum. You will not enter Khazad-dum. Beyond the shadow of the gate it waits for you still: Durin’s Bane. The world must change and some other power than ours must come before Durin’s Folk walk again in Moria.”
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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor
Jun 21 2013, 12:43am
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Gandalf, Glorfindel and the Witch King.
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