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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 27 2013, 8:49pm

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Just why was Feanor so desperate to get the Silmarils back?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 27 2013, 10:00pm

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That EZ Bake Oven just doesn't work without them [In reply to] Can't Post

No Silmarils - you get cram instead. Yuck.

Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Apr 27 2013, 10:02pm

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lmdao! [In reply to] Can't Post

 
(laugh my dwarven *** off)!


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel


tennie75
Lorien


Apr 28 2013, 1:52am

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Just couldn't rest easy without his preciouses...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 28 2013, 3:28am

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You just can't read the hidden text in the Lord of the Rings without them // [In reply to] Can't Post

WinkLaugh

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 28 2013, 3:32am

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The long defeat was taking too long. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2013, 5:10am

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Held at the right angle, the Silmarils revealed "tasteful" beefcake pics intended for Nerdanel's eyes only ;)// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

(This post was edited by zarabia on Apr 28 2013, 5:12am)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 28 2013, 12:48pm

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Shiney... they're shiney. *dazed look* oooh... shiney... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



3rd draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated for DVD release!!!



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Apr 28 2013, 12:49pm)


DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 28 2013, 3:59pm

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They weren't any old Silmarils. They were Marks & Spencer Silmarils. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Valinor


Apr 28 2013, 11:13pm

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Naughty but funny // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Valinor


Apr 28 2013, 11:17pm

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The Valmar disco was too dull without them and would have to shut down. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2013, 11:38pm

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there's a joke here... [In reply to] Can't Post

 
...something about the family jewels... but i'm too polite to say anything.


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Apr 29 2013, 2:34am

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Cardinal Richelieu was going to use them to expose Feanor's affair with the Duke of Buckingham // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Elven
Valinor


Apr 29 2013, 12:16pm

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To put them up for auction on his MEBAY account... [In reply to] Can't Post

Middle Earth BAY Wink


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Apr 29 2013, 1:49pm

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B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V-A-L-T-I.. sunuva...! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 29 2013, 1:59pm

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Melkor's constant playing of "The Thieving Magpie" on the palantirs was driving him crazy. [In reply to] Can't Post



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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



sador
Half-elven


Apr 29 2013, 2:17pm

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Look who's back! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elven
Valinor


Apr 29 2013, 2:37pm

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*sneaks in... waves... sneaks out* ;) :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


erynion
Lorien

Apr 29 2013, 2:53pm

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My girlfriend actually came up with a theory in which Dain Ironfoot had Thorin, Fili and Kili assassinated to make it easier for him to claim Erebor. [In reply to] Can't Post

 just to put that out there...


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Brennil Caladiel
The Shire


Apr 29 2013, 5:05pm

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Just watched that yesterday...v. strange! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Apr 29 2013, 5:49pm

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because without them [In reply to] Can't Post

 
because without them, he couldn't solve the mystery ...


colonel mustard, in valinor, with the silmarils


cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel


elaen32
Gondor

Apr 29 2013, 8:17pm

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A dastardly conspiracy.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Because he had heard that they were going to be used in an act involving a juggling dancing dog on Britain's/America's etc Got Talent!Mad

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


Elwen
Lorien


Apr 29 2013, 8:25pm

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He had tried them "free at no-risk for 30 days"... [In reply to] Can't Post

and if he doesn't send them back, he'll have to pay $99.99 plus S&H in 3 easy installments.

Before kids, exercising with LOTR meant listening to the soundtrack while I ran.

After kids, exercising with LOTR means having an all out dance party with the little ones to the "Break the Dam Release the River" disco mix form the Lego game.


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 29 2013, 11:17pm

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He was converting to Buddhism. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 30 2013, 2:37am

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It's lovely seeing her and Darkstone :D [In reply to] Can't Post

Looks around hopefully for other well loved and missed faces SmileHeart

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play


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