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Maciliel
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Apr 27 2013, 10:02pm


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(laugh my dwarven *** off)!


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel

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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 27 2013, 8:49pm
    That EZ Bake Oven just doesn't work without them Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 27 2013, 10:00pm
        lmdao! Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Apr 27 2013, 10:02pm
        Hahahaha! :D // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath May 2 2013, 3:03am
    Just couldn't rest easy without his preciouses...// tennie75 Send a private message to tennie75 Apr 28 2013, 1:52am
    You just can't read the hidden text in the Lord of the Rings without them // Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 28 2013, 3:28am
        B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V-A-L-T-I.. sunuva...! // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Apr 29 2013, 1:49pm
    The long defeat was taking too long. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Apr 28 2013, 3:32am
    Held at the right angle, the Silmarils revealed "tasteful" beefcake pics intended for Nerdanel's eyes only ;)// zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Apr 28 2013, 5:10am
        Naughty but funny // CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Apr 28 2013, 11:13pm
    Shiney... they're shiney. *dazed look* oooh... shiney... // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 28 2013, 12:48pm
    They weren't any old Silmarils. They were Marks & Spencer Silmarils. / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Apr 28 2013, 3:59pm
    The Valmar disco was too dull without them and would have to shut down. // CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Apr 28 2013, 11:17pm
    there's a joke here... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Apr 28 2013, 11:38pm
        Ha! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 2 2013, 1:31am
            ha! : ) Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel May 2 2013, 1:42am
    Cardinal Richelieu was going to use them to expose Feanor's affair with the Duke of Buckingham // Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 29 2013, 2:34am
    To put them up for auction on his MEBAY account... Elven Send a private message to Elven Apr 29 2013, 12:16pm
        Look who's back! // sador Send a private message to sador Apr 29 2013, 2:17pm
            *sneaks in... waves... sneaks out* ;) :D // Elven Send a private message to Elven Apr 29 2013, 2:37pm
            It's lovely seeing her and Darkstone :D Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 30 2013, 2:37am
        this is brilliant Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel May 2 2013, 3:07am
    Melkor's constant playing of "The Thieving Magpie" on the palantirs was driving him crazy. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Apr 29 2013, 1:59pm
        Just watched that yesterday...v. strange! Brennil Caladiel Send a private message to Brennil Caladiel Apr 29 2013, 5:05pm
    My girlfriend actually came up with a theory in which Dain Ironfoot had Thorin, Fili and Kili assassinated to make it easier for him to claim Erebor. erynion Send a private message to erynion Apr 29 2013, 2:53pm
    because without them Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Apr 29 2013, 5:49pm
    A dastardly conspiracy.... elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Apr 29 2013, 8:17pm
    He had tried them "free at no-risk for 30 days"... Elwen Send a private message to Elwen Apr 29 2013, 8:25pm
    He was converting to Buddhism. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Apr 29 2013, 11:17pm
    He felt rather "less than an Elf" after he'd lost his family jewels. // Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn May 2 2013, 1:27am
    He was in debt, having squandered all of Nerdanel's dowry on them. // sador Send a private message to sador May 2 2013, 6:46am

 
 
 

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