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Random musing on Barry Humphries and the general state of my tummy
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NazgulHobbit
The Shire

Apr 17 2013, 12:26pm

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Random musing on Barry Humphries and the general state of my tummy Can't Post

I hate how Barry Humphries sings "Bones will be shattered"... I really hate him for this. Unsure

Also, he's already 79 and obviously he's dyeing his hair. This totally restricted his performance.

AAAAAH! MY STOMACH!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!!

Barry Humphries, why? Unsure I blame you for hurting my stomach! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! MY STOMACH!!!!!!! BARRY IS FROM DOWN UNDER! MY STOMACH. ;_;

Jelly beans...

Sincerely

Belly button

(This post was edited by Altaira on Apr 18 2013, 12:30am)


Luinnár
Rivendell

Apr 17 2013, 12:50pm

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Olo Overhill
Registered User

Apr 17 2013, 1:19pm

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Gaffer's home brew [In reply to] Can't Post

NazgulHobbit have you been at the Gaffer's home brew??


Sinister71
Tol Eressea


Apr 17 2013, 1:21pm

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put down the pipe and step away from the pipeweed.... [In reply to] Can't Post

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Arannir
Valinor

Apr 17 2013, 1:31pm

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Mushrooms may be the cause for your pains. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Oin's parasite
Rivendell


Apr 17 2013, 2:09pm

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Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 17 2013, 2:27pm

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Is there such a thing as sleep-posting? [In reply to] Can't Post

Like when people do nonsensical things while sleep-walking?

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painjoiker
Grey Havens


Apr 17 2013, 2:32pm

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Sleep-posting! [In reply to] Can't Post

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Luinnár
Rivendell

Apr 17 2013, 2:36pm

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Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Apr 17 2013, 2:40pm

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You scared me :( [In reply to] Can't Post

I thought maybe the "sad news" was the ultimate "sad news". Frown

Glad to hear Mr. Humphries is still alive. Even if he is giving you a stomach-ache Crazy

'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


joec_34
Rivendell

Apr 17 2013, 4:25pm

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I hate how Barry Humphries sings "Bones will be shattered"... I really hate him for this. Unsure

I thought Barry Humphries' vocal performance one of the most wonderful parts of AUJ. I absolutely loved it.

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Elenorflower
Gondor


Apr 17 2013, 4:39pm

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I think it was [In reply to] Can't Post

His stomach that was hurting seeing as it got sliced open.


tarasaurus
Rohan


Apr 17 2013, 4:45pm

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I'm not sure... [In reply to] Can't Post

...what just happened...


Sinister71
Tol Eressea


Apr 17 2013, 5:46pm

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I didn't mind part of the song in there either [In reply to] Can't Post

it was a cool little nod to the song from the book, and it was almost done in a mocking type of tone where it felt like the Goblin King was mocking Thorin and the dwarfs.


Smeagol Bagginsess
Rivendell


Apr 17 2013, 5:55pm

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I get it! The scrotum-beard thingy gave ya stomach aches. Right??? [In reply to] Can't Post

Barry Humphry was awesome (perhaps I'm in the minority here but we doesn't mind preciousss).
And I love all the songs included. Largely because the tunes fit the situations so well and also because they are canon. I agree with sinister. The G-King was mocking the dwarves and I too felt the same while seeing that.

I hate to admit, but the Humphries-Goblin King is vastly different from what I'd imagined while reading. But it turned out much better.

Oooh, I also love the cute small goblin-scribe! Adorable!Heart

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Alerik
The Shire

Apr 17 2013, 7:28pm

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He´s clearly overreacting! [In reply to] Can't Post



DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 17 2013, 8:15pm

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Jeez. I thought something had happened to him! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor


Apr 17 2013, 9:07pm

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I wish you had made your title a little bit less dramatic [In reply to] Can't Post

I always fear the worst when I see this sort of thread title. My heart nearly stopped when somebody made a thread entitled "Sad news about Ian McKellen" which turned out to be about his controlled prostate cancer.

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Glorfindela
Valinor


Apr 17 2013, 9:58pm

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A purgative might help your tummy ache… [In reply to] Can't Post

Reading the title of your post, I thought someone had died.


(This post was edited by Glorfindela on Apr 17 2013, 9:59pm)


Magpie
Immortal


Apr 17 2013, 10:13pm

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me too [In reply to] Can't Post

Somehow, it just seems like a 'prank' made in poor taste.


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Lio
Lorien


Apr 17 2013, 11:38pm

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Happy news about Barry Humphries [In reply to] Can't Post

I love how Barry Humphries sings "Bones will be shattered"... I really love him for this. Heart

And now
NazgulHobbit made a post about it and I can't stop laughing.

AAAAAH! MY STOMACH!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!!

NazgulHobbit, why? Unsure I blame you for hurting my stomach! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! MY STOMACH!!!!!!!
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Also this has nothing to do with this thread but I want a scene where Bolg plays air guitar in the Dol Guldur basement. And maybe Beorn on a trampoline. In bear form of course!

And now I must sing.

Bones will be shattered
Necks will be wrung
You'll be beaten and battered
From racks you'll be hung
You will die down here and never be found
Down in the deep of Goblin-town

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Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Apr 18 2013, 12:08am

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A strong purgative...please.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


JWPlatt
Grey Havens


Apr 18 2013, 12:14am

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I Don't Like This Thread's Title [In reply to] Can't Post

Not cool.


Ataahua
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Apr 18 2013, 12:45am

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Note: Dramatic subject line has been edited to make it more accurate (and less dramatic). / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Apr 18 2013, 12:51am

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What have you smoked? [In reply to] Can't Post

Or are you just suffering really bad acid reflex? Take some zantac, that settles my stomach.

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