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Question re: TORn dictionary on the Welcome boards

Laerasëa
Tol Eressea


Apr 2 2013, 2:21am

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Question re: TORn dictionary on the Welcome boards Can't Post

I was looking through it because of a link that Eowyn of Penns woods posted in off-topic, and couldn't help noticing that the link to the drinking game didn't work anymore-- it went to an expired site or something. Is there anywhere else it's posted, or anywhere new we could post it and/or link to?

‎"When we can take green from grass, blue from heaven, and red from blood, we have already an enchanter's power—upon one plane; and the desire to wield that power in the world
external to our minds awakes."
--J. R. R. Tolkien


Mozart and Chocolate


entmaiden
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 2 2013, 2:43am

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I think the link is obsolete [In reply to] Can't Post

I might have the original rules somewhere, and I think Inferno might have them. Thanks for the heads-up! We'll get it fixed.


Laerasëa
Tol Eressea


Apr 2 2013, 2:44am

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Thanks, Mary Poppins! ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‎"When we can take green from grass, blue from heaven, and red from blood, we have already an enchanter's power—upon one plane; and the desire to wield that power in the world
external to our minds awakes."
--J. R. R. Tolkien


Mozart and Chocolate


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 2 2013, 2:50am

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Yes, I think it linked to [In reply to] Can't Post

Gorel's old TORN Humour Files site which, alas, seems to have gone now. We'll have to put the rules up elsewhere or delete the link.

Silverlode

Fear the Frying Pan!



Inferno
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 2 2013, 2:52am

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I've got the original original rules [In reply to] Can't Post

But they've been updated a few times, and I don't believe I have any of the newer version. Still, here's the original set.

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The TORN Drinking Game

by burma

Ok.. divide yourselves into a randomly generated number of teams ... everyone grab a pitcher of 1420s... here are the rules...

Aelric sez 'Good Morning' - everyone does a shot

Someone even earlier asks 'where's our steward?' - everyone does two shots

Someone claiming to be Kelannar posts in all caps and drones on and on about how PJ is ruining the film - but is actually kidding - everyone does a shot

Someone takes the faux Kelannar serious and posts back complaining about the caps, tells them not to shout and asks them to give PJ a chance - everyone does two shots

Rudy Asbestos-Jones returns - everyone chugs a pint

Some newbie posts for the first time, introduces self and asks if anyone's heard rumors that Arwen's role will be greatly expanded - everyone does a shot

Six or seven posters respond to clarify the Arwen situation - everyone chugs a pint

Blanket post - everyone chugs a pint

Someone posts 'am I the only one still up?' - everyone does two shots

Top 10 list, song parody, or quiz posted, chug a pint –Idril Celebrindal


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Inferno (aka Merida for the Day)

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Silverlode
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Apr 2 2013, 2:56am

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I know the second set was movie related... [In reply to] Can't Post

Balrog Wings

"______ is too: young/American/not pretty enough/other complaint to play _______"

Who was the first person to play Aragorn?


Stuff like that.

Silverlode

Fear the Frying Pan!



Inferno
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 2 2013, 3:07am

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Yeah, I remember it vaguely [In reply to] Can't Post

But I don't have it, and I don't recall it with certainty. I believe the XenArwen characterization was one of them.

Inferno.

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Ataahua
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Apr 2 2013, 5:53am

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"Who was the first guy chosen to be Aragorn?" [In reply to] Can't Post

That was definitely on the later list.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Nomad
Forum Admin


Apr 3 2013, 9:51pm

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I recall downing a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster [In reply to] Can't Post

every time some kid came in asking for help with a school paper. After the drink I would always oblige them with some very good sounding Tolkien-ish BS.





Roheryn
Grey Havens

Apr 4 2013, 9:34am

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We need an updated version. [In reply to] Can't Post

One that includes The Hobbit movie things.

Top on *my* list would be "The Hobbit is a flawed movie!" and "OMG PJ might make x change and I'm gonna HATE it!" Pretty sure something about Tauriel should be in there too.

C'mon, we need some excuses to glug! Cool


Starling
Half-elven


Apr 4 2013, 9:57am

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Bird poo! [In reply to] Can't Post

*glug*


Rosie-with-the-ribbons
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 4 2013, 10:10am

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Talking purse [In reply to] Can't Post

~glug~


Ataahua
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Apr 4 2013, 6:12pm

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Flop! *glug* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Starling
Half-elven


Apr 4 2013, 8:04pm

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Pointless hot femine elf love interests clutching knitting needles whilst kicking butt [In reply to] Can't Post

*glug*


DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 4 2013, 8:09pm

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Thorin is soooo hot. [In reply to] Can't Post

*Glug*

Wink

Should I run and take cover?


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 4 2013, 8:10pm

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What happened to Thorin's beard? [In reply to] Can't Post

And other dwarf hair-related safety tips Cool



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Starling
Half-elven


Apr 4 2013, 8:16pm

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I am happy to protect you from Ro [In reply to] Can't Post

for a *small* fee.
Evil


imin
Valinor


Apr 4 2013, 11:29pm

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Am i the only one who likes....? [In reply to] Can't Post

*Glug*


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Apr 5 2013, 12:42am

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C'mere, Daniel... [In reply to] Can't Post

*THWAPWHAPPITYTHWAP* Gotcha!

You're looking to get drunk a lot, aren't you?

Wink


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 5 2013, 1:31am

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Thorins hair [In reply to] Can't Post

*ducks and runs!*
EvilAngelic

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



(This post was edited by Kelvarhin on Apr 5 2013, 1:32am)


Starling
Half-elven


Apr 5 2013, 2:59am

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Am I the only one who hates...? [In reply to] Can't Post

*glug* Crazy


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Apr 5 2013, 8:30am

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Yeah, you're just looking [In reply to] Can't Post

to get drunk too, aren't ya, Kel? Wink


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 5 2013, 9:53am

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Yep ;-) [In reply to] Can't Post

Want to join me?? Wink

Evil

Laugh

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 5 2013, 3:56pm

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Using *that* picture is just plain UNFAIR Kel!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

***wiping drool*** Just set out a bottle for me too, please....

And as far as gluggable topics can I add the &@*&^ idea of Undead Orcs?

Hell hath no fury like a Dragon who is missing a cup.

 
 

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