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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 5:53pm

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Azog: Defiling since 2790

Azog and Company: Defiling is our speciality

Azog: No defiling on Tuesdays

Azog: Defiling yo momma on Thursdays

Azog: Defiling guaranteed. No returns unless otherwise stated

Azog: Bolg wishes he could defile half as well as me

Azog: Not the same as hotdog

Azog: Facial expressions enhance defiling

Azog: Golg!

Azog: Defiling days not done yet

Azog: Defiling minions is a daily pastime

Azog: Well look who it is

Azog: Middle-earth's chief defiler

Azog: HOOWAAAAARRRRRRR!


I started typing these out and couldn't stop. If you frequent a certain Halo fan site, then you know where I got the idea. That as well as gifs on tumblr and livejournal gave me inspiration. Just thought I'd share. I don't know what tickles me about Azog. The guy just cracks me up for some reason. I'm always entertained when he shows up. Laugh




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sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:06pm

Post #2 of 39 (286 views)
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Azog... [In reply to] Can't Post

Defiling my Hobbit film viewing experience since 2012!


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:13pm

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LaughLaughLaugh




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Tigero
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:18pm

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Azog 2012 [In reply to] Can't Post

It's time to kill the defiler, again.

Pessimists have no disappointments.


Oin's parasite
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:19pm

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Haha! These are great! Nearly as great as the infamous pants thread [In reply to] Can't Post

"Azog and Company: When a dwarf absolutly has to be defiled today"

"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:28pm

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Azog: Boy will book readers be surprised! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


(This post was edited by NottaSackville on Mar 25 2013, 6:36pm)


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm

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Azog: The document de-filer // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm

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Azog or die trying. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:32pm

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Azog: I'm back, baby. [In reply to] Can't Post

Bender won't mind.Wink


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:34pm

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Do tell [In reply to] Can't Post

and why was it infamous? Smile




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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:58pm

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Nevermind. Found it.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:00pm

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Azog and the Kingdom of the Hot Dwarves. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:03pm

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I'd watch that.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


Spaldron
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:09pm

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Azog: He's In Defile Cabinet. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:37pm

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And not forgetting "Azog Wars" [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog Wars: The Phantom Azog
Azog Wars: Attack of the Cloned Azog's
Azog Wars: Revenge of Azog
Azog Wars: A New Azog
Azog Wars: Azog Strikes Back
Azog Wars: Return of Azog

And what of episode 7?

Azog Wars: My Big Fat Azog Wedding


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 7:49pm

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Azog. He defiles offhandedly. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 7:55pm

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Azog. Defiling everywhere from A to Zog.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 7:58pm

Post #18 of 39 (178 views)
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Azog. All Pale the Defiler!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 8:17pm

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Azog. He's the Gunda-baddest. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 8:27pm

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Addictive, isn't it? [In reply to] Can't Post

Sly


Azog: Defiling since 2790


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 9:09pm

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Azog. With subtitles so you'll know how exactly your King's corpse will be desecrated.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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(This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Mar 25 2013, 9:10pm)


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Mar 25 2013, 9:16pm

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Which begs the question: whose pants are infamous? ;-) [In reply to] Can't Post

And, perhaps more interestingly, why?


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2013, 9:35pm

Post #23 of 39 (155 views)
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Amen to that! XD [In reply to] Can't Post

This was a fun topic. kudos and thanks for posting it!

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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ltnjmy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 9:44pm

Post #24 of 39 (151 views)
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Thanks so much "axecrazy" - this was hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

I laughed very hard !!

Thanks !!Smile


TheSexyBeard
Lorien

Mar 25 2013, 10:23pm

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Azog goes Camping. [In reply to] Can't Post

The family film of the summer...

Yes, my username is terrible.

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