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Ode to Thranduil

Roheryn
Grey Havens

Mar 25 2013, 1:27am


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Thranduil the elf was a-sprawled
On his throne, and he said with a drawl:
Those Dwarves are trespassing!
Go give them a thrashing!

And thus were our hearts full enthralled.

But while he sat sprawled on that throne
We noticed unusual bones:
Strange decorations-
An odd fascination
With antlers from elk overgrown.

Thranduil was good at self-draping
With rarely a need for reshaping;
But the time he spent sassing
And Leggy-harassing,
Allowed our dear dwarves an escaping.

Subject User Time
Ode to Thranduil Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Mar 25 2013, 1:27am
    Ain't it the truth! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Mar 25 2013, 1:43am
    thranduil's dilemma Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 2:56am
        Well, I'm glad I copied off your original poem! Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Mar 25 2013, 3:05am
            lolololol!!!! Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 3:08am
                well, here's my barter/trade for your original poem Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Mar 25 2013, 3:13am
                    that is +awesome+ !!!!!!!! Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 3:18am
                    Thanks for all the belly laughs, Magpie. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Mar 26 2013, 6:39pm
                        I think I did see it Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Mar 26 2013, 10:15pm
                            Magpie, you can bet Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Mar 26 2013, 10:45pm
    ohh Ro <applause!!>... Galentaliel Send a private message to Galentaliel Mar 25 2013, 3:04am
        *nudge* Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Mar 25 2013, 3:27am
    fantastically delightful! :-) // Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Mar 25 2013, 3:06am
    thranduil's dilemma II Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 3:09am
    thanks for revving up the poetry, ro Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 3:10am
        I'm all for a good limericks thread! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Mar 25 2013, 3:18am
            sometimes a sceptre is just a sceptre... Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Mar 25 2013, 3:21am
    *applaudes* Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Mar 25 2013, 3:28am
    Limericks once heard wander around in the brain Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Mar 26 2013, 6:20pm
    Here's mine, with apologies Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 27 2013, 3:20am
        ***Jumping and applauding***!!!!!!!!! UTTERLY PRICELESS!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Mar 27 2013, 3:41am
            **bows, and joins in the jumping** Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 27 2013, 12:14pm
        Hee, hee, hee! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Mar 27 2013, 3:59am
            *chuckle!!* Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 27 2013, 12:16pm
        Sweet Trans-postion SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Mar 27 2013, 12:06pm
            Haha, nice! Thanks SirD! :-) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 27 2013, 12:17pm
        You are a wild man, sir! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Mar 27 2013, 6:53pm
            Brethil's idea really Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 27 2013, 10:10pm
                Who...me? ;-) Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Mar 27 2013, 11:32pm
                    Yes... you :-p :-D Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 28 2013, 1:44am
                        I like how that sounds!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Mar 28 2013, 1:53am
    Bwahahahaa! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 28 2013, 1:46am

 
 
 

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