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Barrow Wong
The Shire

Feb 28 2007, 6:15pm

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Hi SandWitch King here, with a true, bona-fide sock puppet.

I am easily amused, and today I was laughing in the shower (stop! its not what you think) about possible Middle-earth names that tickle my funny bone.

This name, "Barrow Wong" is a favorite of mine and I decided to register it before somebody takes it. (Yea, snowflakes chance in Mordor, but just in case).

I also thought of "Saruman The White & Nerdy" (check your Weird Al library if you don't know the reference) and it dawned on me that you people would be able to creat a long list of Middle-earth-themed-TORn-message-board-pun-names for lack of a better term.

So, patient reader, if you please, give me a name!

Grima Wormkeyboard anybody? Evil





This sock puppet is the property of "SandWitch King" and "MrCere" all rights reserved.




Ginger
Lorien

Feb 28 2007, 6:26pm

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*note to self*
Learn new boards. "Sticky" is not an admonishment to a tornsib named Sticky.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Feb 28 2007, 6:31pm

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Aerlinn
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 6:37pm

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ROFL!


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And J.R.R. Tolkien’s middle names… and the name of his publisher’s son … and the name of Aragorn’s great-great-great- grandfather on his mother’s side… and what Frodo’s name almost was…

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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Feb 28 2007, 7:10pm

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How about:
  • Stride-Rite
  • Malodorous Brandybuck
  • Pimple Took
  • Gimpy the Dwarf
  • Saruman and His Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat
  • Armorall
  • Sam-not-so-wise
  • Galadreidel
  • Celibate (pronounced kel-ibate)
  • Gandalf the Gay
  • Gandolt
  • Radagast the Brownnoser
  • Treebeer
  • Eowynnie the Pooh
  • Eeyore of Rohan
And then there are the ones from Bored of the Rings: Frito, Pepsi, Moxie, Goodgulf, Legolamb, Gladwrapiel, Arwench, Arrowroot, Gimlet ....

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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Foe
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 7:13pm

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or Isildur's Babe, etc.

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Stapper
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 7:15pm

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or is "Sarumone" over the top?

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SandWitch King
Rohan


Feb 28 2007, 7:18pm

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I like YOUR names better than the 'Bored Of The Rings' names. So I had a good laugh at your whole list (and all the other entries too) enjoyed a good many, but one of them is a fave . .

Radagast the Brownnoser.




Once upon a time I was MrCere. I still am but this name is for posting and being part of the community while that one is for official business. 8-)


Foe
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 7:18pm

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 28 2007, 7:21pm

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 28 2007, 7:23pm

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Feb 28 2007, 7:39pm

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 7:52pm

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 7:53pm

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"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


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Aerlinn
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 7:54pm

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TheOneRing.net – where everybody knows your name!
And J.R.R. Tolkien’s middle names… and the name of his publisher’s son … and the name of Aragorn’s great-great-great- grandfather on his mother’s side… and what Frodo’s name almost was…

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 7:57pm

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ringhead91
Rivendell


Feb 28 2007, 8:06pm

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a poster at my school: Read! Make it a Hobbit! NT [In reply to] Can't Post

 

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.



Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Feb 28 2007, 8:12pm

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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Feb 28 2007, 8:24pm

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 28 2007, 8:31pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 8:37pm

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Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 8:38pm

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Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 8:39pm

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Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.


RosieLass
Valinor


Feb 28 2007, 8:41pm

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Saurpuss?

Got Melkor?

Children’s Interpretations of the Bible

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 28 2007, 8:41pm

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Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.

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