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Rosie Cotton VS Joey Tempest

ringme
The Shire

Mar 4 2013, 12:15am

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Rosie Cotton VS Joey Tempest Can't Post

Now to me they look like they were seperated at birth. I'm talking Joey Tempest circa 1986 here. They have the same squeezable hamster-cheeks, the same sparkly-eyed smile, the same mid 80s poodle-perm hairstyle. Rosie is allowed a blunt weapon of her choice but it must be a household object like a rolling pin or something. They fight until one gives in by shouting" I'm a celebrity remove me from this pugilistic nightmare"


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Mar 5 2013, 12:28pm

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This is so weird! I love it... [In reply to] Can't Post

It's a bit unfair, since Rosie is barely half his size. If he sings "The Final Countdown" for long enough he'll drive her bonkers and she'll give in. I don't think hobbits can handle that type of thing. Crazy

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett



ringme
The Shire

Mar 5 2013, 9:53pm

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fair enough [In reply to] Can't Post

BofW...it's about as fair as Sauron VS Isildur Wink


andwise
Rivendell


Mar 6 2013, 4:19pm

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brilliant! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't agree with a grown man beating on a small hobbit girl and it would be great to see Rosie inflict some pain BUT....I'm afraid Tempest would blow Cotton away just with the pure power and majesty of ROCK!! Tempest wins by uo.

Arrow....black arrow,I have saved you to the last.you have never failed me and always I have recovered you.I had you from my father and he from old.if ever you came from the forges of the true king under the mountain,go now and speed well


guitarzankansasfan
Lorien


Apr 20 2013, 10:22pm

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Yeah Joey Tempest definitely wins. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

...a far green country under a swift sunrise. As the ship approached the edge of the world and the undying lands came into view, Frodo could not help but wonder: "How long? How long? How long to the Point of Know Return?

 
 

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