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SirDennisC
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Mar 3 2013, 3:50am
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Mixed Metaphor Madness
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With the recently coined Jedi Mind-meld sure to go down in history, I thought we might make a few, erm, interesting sayings of our own. Actually the idea for this thread originally came from a game called "Silly Proverbs" I saw on another site. To play, all we have to do is finish each others' sentences in a novel way. The first poster starts with the first part of a common saying, such as "A bird in the hand..." the next poster finishes the phrase in the subject line, such as "is not very nice precious." Then in the body of their post they start a new phrase, and the next person finishes it, then starts another phrase... and so on. Clear as mud? Okay I'll start and do the first reply just in case I haven't explained it well enough: "When life hands you lemons..."
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SirDennisC
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Mar 3 2013, 3:52am
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it's better than two in the bush.
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"Early to bed and early to rise...
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Ataahua
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Mar 3 2013, 3:56am
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I'm missing the cultural reference.
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Where did Jedi mind-meld come from?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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SirDennisC
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Mar 3 2013, 4:05am
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It was something US President Obama said yesterday. Here's a snip:
Even though most people agree that I'm presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don't take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind–meld with these folks and convince them to do what's right.' The context can be read here (and elsewhere).
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Brethil
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Mar 3 2013, 4:19am
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"You can lead a horse to water.... (Fun idea, Sir Dennis!)
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Ethel Duath
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Mar 3 2013, 4:21am
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That's like "Back to the Future"
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where Michael J. Fox intones something like "I am Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan!" I like your idea! Yes, yesss!
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Ethel Duath
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Mar 3 2013, 4:27am
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helps one clever Ranger perfect his disguise.
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"A stitch in time . . .
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batik
Dor-Lomin

Mar 3 2013, 4:39am
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What, will the line stretch out to th' crack of doom? ...
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"Time, you thief"
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sador
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Mar 3 2013, 7:38am
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"Some like it hot....
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elaen32
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Mar 3 2013, 9:46am
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"An apple a day....."
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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CuriousG
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Mar 3 2013, 2:43pm
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All work and no play...
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Brethil
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Mar 3 2013, 3:04pm
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People who live in glass houses.....
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Ciars
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Mar 3 2013, 4:35pm
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The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate?
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Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well
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Annael
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Mar 3 2013, 5:00pm
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"Time wounds . . ."
The way we imagine our lives is the way we are going to go on living our lives. - James Hillman, Healing Fiction * * * * * * * * * * NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
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Annael
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Mar 3 2013, 5:17pm
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"Time heals . . ."
The way we imagine our lives is the way we are going to go on living our lives. - James Hillman, Healing Fiction * * * * * * * * * * NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
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sador
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Mar 3 2013, 7:19pm
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"Every bullet. . ."
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SirDennisC
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Mar 3 2013, 7:30pm
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"Live fast, die young... "
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CuriousG
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Mar 3 2013, 7:50pm
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"Let sleeping dogs..."
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ryouko
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Mar 3 2013, 8:23pm
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"A stitch in time..."
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Aragorn's Sexy Scar
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Mar 3 2013, 8:58pm
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The funniest response I saw to the actual WH was: John Boehner as Admiral Ackbar "It's a TARP!"
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Brethil
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Mar 3 2013, 10:52pm
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"Revenge is a dish....
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SirDennisC
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Mar 3 2013, 10:56pm
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"... best served with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
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"If at first you don't succeed..."
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Ataahua
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Mar 3 2013, 11:22pm
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"...search for the answer on Wikipedia."
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He who laughs last...
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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