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A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar?

Ataahua
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Mar 2 2013, 12:43am

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A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar? Can't Post

The mind boggles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgV3P1hhb4k

Also, Mark Hadlow could double as a Nazgul with that high-pitched squeal of his.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 2 2013, 1:53am

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EE bonus? [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll sign up for mine now, please. And what month is Thorin!!!!!!!!????

Mmmm. Nazgul or radiator overheating. (rubbing ear)


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Mar 2 2013, 7:25am

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ROFL! Dwarves Illustrated 2012! [In reply to] Can't Post

We didn't even have to make this up -- it's real!

Okay, still sort of shuddering at the thought of fat suits, bras, and Marilyn Monroe poses...


elaen32
Gondor

Mar 2 2013, 8:54am

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I wonder what PJ has done with his calender? Maybe Fran snaffled it? Mind you, not so sure about the fat suits etc- I don't think that even the slightly warped imaginations of some of us on here (I include myself in that) could have come up with what some of these guys were saying they did! Maybe the "Bathing Belles" below the Carrock is NOT such a good idea for DoS!!!

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 2 2013, 1:47pm

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I notice [In reply to] Can't Post

Graham McTavish said it was his idea Evil. Really the mischievous bad boy, isn't he! Really starting to like that guy more & more SlyWink.

Too bad we'll probably never see this calendar though. I'm sure it's a hoot (or a horror, lol)...


ryouko
Lorien

Mar 2 2013, 2:24pm

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Don't think I'd ever want to see it [In reply to] Can't Post

simply because I wouldn't be able to unsee it afterwards. >_<

Still, probably funny as hell! Laugh


Rosie-with-the-ribbons
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 2 2013, 9:19pm

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Where can I sign up? [In reply to] Can't Post

I want a copy!
This is hilarious!



BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Mar 3 2013, 4:45am

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"A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar?"

That would make my year!
Laugh

I love these guys! They are hilarious! I can't wait for the Extended Editions.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 3 2013, 3:14pm

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Bwahahahahaaahahaa!!! Love it! [In reply to] Can't Post

Who needs an actual calendar!? Just watching them talk about is was AWESOME! *still laughing* I love those Dwarves!



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sevilodorf
Gondor


Mar 3 2013, 3:20pm

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