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A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar?

Superuser / Moderator

Mar 2 2013, 12:43am

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A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar? Can't Post

The mind boggles!


Also, Mark Hadlow could double as a Nazgul with that high-pitched squeal of his.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Mar 2 2013, 1:53am

Post #2 of 11 (384 views)
EE bonus? [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll sign up for mine now, please. And what month is Thorin!!!!!!!!????

Mmmm. Nazgul or radiator overheating. (rubbing ear)

Grey Havens

Mar 2 2013, 7:25am

Post #3 of 11 (629 views)
ROFL! Dwarves Illustrated 2012! [In reply to] Can't Post

We didn't even have to make this up -- it's real!

Okay, still sort of shuddering at the thought of fat suits, bras, and Marilyn Monroe poses...


Mar 2 2013, 8:54am

Post #4 of 11 (355 views)
ROFL!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I wonder what PJ has done with his calender? Maybe Fran snaffled it? Mind you, not so sure about the fat suits etc- I don't think that even the slightly warped imaginations of some of us on here (I include myself in that) could have come up with what some of these guys were saying they did! Maybe the "Bathing Belles" below the Carrock is NOT such a good idea for DoS!!!

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


Mar 2 2013, 1:47pm

Post #5 of 11 (319 views)
I notice [In reply to] Can't Post

Graham McTavish said it was his idea Evil. Really the mischievous bad boy, isn't he! Really starting to like that guy more & more SlyWink.

Too bad we'll probably never see this calendar though. I'm sure it's a hoot (or a horror, lol)...


Mar 2 2013, 2:24pm

Post #6 of 11 (316 views)
Don't think I'd ever want to see it [In reply to] Can't Post

simply because I wouldn't be able to unsee it afterwards. >_<

Still, probably funny as hell! Laugh

Forum Admin / Moderator

Mar 2 2013, 9:19pm

Post #7 of 11 (304 views)
Where can I sign up? [In reply to] Can't Post

I want a copy!
This is hilarious!


Mar 3 2013, 4:45am

Post #8 of 11 (284 views)
#$%@ [In reply to] Can't Post

"A naughty Middle-earth Dwarf calendar?"

That would make my year!

I love these guys! They are hilarious! I can't wait for the Extended Editions.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett


Mar 3 2013, 3:14pm

Post #9 of 11 (288 views)
Bwahahahahaaahahaa!!! Love it! [In reply to] Can't Post

Who needs an actual calendar!? Just watching them talk about is was AWESOME! *still laughing* I love those Dwarves!

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Grey Havens

Mar 3 2013, 3:20pm

Post #10 of 11 (262 views)
Not fair to tease us// [In reply to] Can't Post


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