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Elves are potty-trained, and humans are not.//

CuriousG
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Mar 3 2013, 2:36pm


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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Mar 2 2013, 9:20pm
    Justin Bieber's singing was the real reason that the Two Trees withered and died. / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Mar 2 2013, 9:44pm
        That's it. I'm not even going to try to top this one. // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Mar 3 2013, 3:44am
    They grew tired of turning away solicitors. // Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Mar 2 2013, 9:48pm
    Because humans were deemed unworthy, being unable to Jedi mind-meld Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 2 2013, 9:49pm
        Jedi mind-meld SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Mar 3 2013, 3:29am
        And didn't know what "Long Live Prospero" meant. // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Mar 4 2013, 12:48am
        lol - aka 'when fantasy worlds collide' :) // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Mar 4 2013, 1:48pm
    Have you seen Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj? Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Mar 2 2013, 9:52pm
        I like this one. Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Mar 5 2013, 1:43am
    Tourism declined tenfold once humans found out that there was no tuna at Túna. / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Mar 3 2013, 12:11am
        Hmm---they were out of tun-a?// batik Send a private message to batik Mar 3 2013, 4:18am
        But . . . but . . . there isn't? :( (Mods up! :D) // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Mar 4 2013, 12:50am
        After which they went to try and find Na'vi in Avathar.// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Mar 4 2013, 7:30pm
    lawsuit ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Mar 3 2013, 12:26am
        You beat me to it! sador Send a private message to sador Mar 3 2013, 7:35am
    They kept cleaning their boots on their side boards. SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Mar 3 2013, 3:31am
    They feared Geeks bearing gifts?// batik Send a private message to batik Mar 3 2013, 4:29am
    Human take over the neighbourhood, and their dogs bark too much // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2013, 5:23am
    The Valar got fed up with requests to pose for photographs elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Mar 3 2013, 8:40am
    Elves are potty-trained, and humans are not.// CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Mar 3 2013, 2:36pm
    It all started with a Chinese restaurant.... Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 3 2013, 8:39pm
    another theory ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Mar 4 2013, 1:40am
        Thinking of those behaviors CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Mar 4 2013, 1:20pm
    Absent-minded. arithmancer Send a private message to arithmancer Mar 4 2013, 2:46am
    They got tired of being asked "You-ë speak-ë Westron-ë?" in really loud voices.// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Mar 4 2013, 7:23pm
        So true! and that reminds me of Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 5 2013, 1:13am
    another theory ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Mar 5 2013, 12:16am
        Hear, hear! elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Mar 5 2013, 12:17pm
    Their record-keeping systems can't handle names that don't start with Fin-// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Mar 5 2013, 1:00am

 
 
 

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