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Yeah, Ro's been thinking again. First time for everything.

Roheryn
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Feb 24 2013, 9:39am


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Yeah, Ro's been thinking again. First time for everything. Can't Post

I nearly waltzed in here singing "Raindrops on rosesss and whissskers on kiittennns..." but decided I didn't need a surplus of spitballs.

Just have some questions for you. The kind that need answering. Feel free to give answers that need questioning, if you'd like.

1. Just how did Saruman get to Rivendell? And how did Galadriel leave Rivendell?
2. Why isn't Lindir playing a ukelele?
3. Why do Dwarves wear full-body long johns in the middle of summer?
4. Do Dwarf women also wear full-body long johns, or is there something along the lines of Dwarvish lingerie?
5. If Dwarf women have beards, do they also have hairy chests?
6. Mirkwood is dense with trees, right? Why doesn't Thranduil's Megaloceros get his humongous antlers inextricably stuck?
7. Just what *were* Fili and Kili up to when they should have been watching the ponies?
8. If even Fili and Kili managed to find Bilbo's house without getting lost, why is Thorin so apparently directionally-challenged? (No wonder he told Balin to lead after Rivendell.)
9. Thirteen Dwarves show up at *your* house. Do you sign the contract?
10. Nori's hair: love it or leave it? And are his eyebrows braided up into his hair, or his hair braided into his eyebrows?
11. What is it with sausages?

(This list goes up to eleven.)

Subject User Time
Yeah, Ro's been thinking again. First time for everything. Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 24 2013, 9:39am
    Megaloceros Glorfindela Send a private message to Glorfindela Feb 24 2013, 11:21am
    Well here's my reply to the first 6..... elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Feb 24 2013, 11:54am
    Hmmm... interesting questions... Angharad73 Send a private message to Angharad73 Feb 24 2013, 12:09pm
    Haha! That gave me a chuckle.// Owain Send a private message to Owain Feb 24 2013, 1:54pm
    well... glor Send a private message to glor Feb 24 2013, 3:45pm
    Oooh! Oooh! I know! Esmeralda Send a private message to Esmeralda Feb 24 2013, 3:47pm
        Bwaaahaha! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 24 2013, 4:27pm
    You need help, Ro. BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 24 2013, 3:53pm
    How I love seeing this title for a thread Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 24 2013, 4:15pm
    Of course! Ham_Sammy Send a private message to Ham_Sammy Feb 24 2013, 5:15pm
    Ah another fun thread by Ro! Old Toby Send a private message to Old Toby Feb 24 2013, 5:24pm
    The deer!!! Mr. Arkenstone (isaac) Send a private message to Mr. Arkenstone (isaac) Feb 24 2013, 5:42pm
    ded...of... lol... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 24 2013, 8:15pm
        link to smirkwood Cirashala Send a private message to Cirashala Feb 25 2013, 12:09am
            not all who wander are lost... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 25 2013, 3:54am
                oh wait... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 25 2013, 3:57am
        time period Cirashala Send a private message to Cirashala Feb 25 2013, 12:15am
    ... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 24 2013, 8:42pm
    Nice Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Feb 25 2013, 4:50pm
    Easier than a SAST! NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 25 2013, 8:15pm
    possible answers ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Feb 26 2013, 1:30am
    Thorin doesn't need no stinkin' directions Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 26 2013, 2:08am
    Another unanswerable question: Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 26 2013, 2:43am

 
 
 

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