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(hesitates, frowns) Language Warning!!!!!

SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 8, 5:59pm


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(hesitates, frowns) Language Warning!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post
even for Cracked it is over the top... but it is also just about the funniest and insightful thing I've read about the movie. (Insightful in that they hardly missed a beat... it's like they've read everything ever written at TORn or something.)

Some stand-out moments:

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Martin Freeman: (hesitates, frowns)
"That is the worst chase sequence I've ever seen. How is it possible for special effects to look less convincing than they did 10 years ago?"
Quote
IAN MCKELLEN: (gravely)
I have disturbing news. There is a shadowy threat that is manipulating events while remaining unseen.

CHRISTOPHER LEE:
So you mean to tell me we're facing some kind of phantom mena-
(pause)
Oh crap. Not again.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/...t.html#ixzz2KKcY6n86

Kind of makes a recently expressed opinion seem rather more charitable, no?


(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Feb 8, 6:03pm)

Subject User Time
Hobbit: 10 times shorter, 100 times more honest stoutfiles Send a private message to stoutfiles Feb 8, 4:25pm
    Already laughing... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Feb 8, 5:18pm
    Thanks a lot, now I'm scarred for life. Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Feb 8, 5:59pm
    (hesitates, frowns) Language Warning!!!!! SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 8, 5:59pm
        language warning, but this is a scream Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 8, 7:45pm
            My thoughts too Sślimė Send a private message to Sślimė Feb 9, 6:22am
                That's why I laughed Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 9, 3:38pm
            Personally, I can handle colourful language SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 9, 3:49pm
        Heh, noticed the same thing. Macfeast Send a private message to Macfeast Feb 8, 8:04pm
            But even minutia such as SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 8, 8:09pm
    That reminds me of LOTR Breadbox Edition! Tintallė Send a private message to Tintallė Feb 8, 6:24pm
    Schizoid Thorin Forgotten JWPlatt Send a private message to JWPlatt Feb 8, 8:10pm
        Didn't mention the hug, but interpreted it here: SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 9, 3:38pm
    Thank you for posting this. Brandybuckled Send a private message to Brandybuckled Feb 8, 8:34pm
    Hit and Miss Mahtion Send a private message to Mahtion Feb 8, 8:52pm
        Tolkien wasn't perfect... Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 9, 1:43am
            POV JWPlatt Send a private message to JWPlatt Feb 9, 2:07am
                I know. Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 9, 8:58pm
            100% agreed. Arannir Send a private message to Arannir Feb 9, 12:22pm
            Well one could argue that it's PJ's fault :P imin Send a private message to imin Feb 9, 1:02pm
            Of course, I totally disagree. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 10, 4:23am
                The whole Gandalf in the nick of time complaints ElendilTheShort Send a private message to ElendilTheShort Feb 10, 8:57am
                    We know it's in the book... Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 12, 3:27pm
                        Yeah it kind of is. aarondirebear Send a private message to aarondirebear Feb 12, 7:24pm
                            *sigh* Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 12, 7:58pm
                                On this I agree with you immensely. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 12, 11:16pm
                                QED aarondirebear Send a private message to aarondirebear Feb 13, 6:13pm
                                    A couple questions for you to consider. Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 13, 9:49pm
                                        A good movie can be a bad adaptation (and sometimes vice versa). AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 13, 10:03pm
                                    Incorrect... Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Feb 14, 1:55pm
                            Let's remember entmaiden Send a private message to entmaiden Feb 12, 10:04pm
                        No, that is your forced perspective. That is how you WANT him to behave, even if AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 12, 11:00pm
                            You seem to be misunderstanding what I'm saying. Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Feb 12, 11:27pm
                                Well stated, and fair enough. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 12, 11:59pm
                                I think Gandalf should have killed the Great Goblin imin Send a private message to imin Feb 13, 12:05am
                                    I Completely agree. I was pleased with what they did, but still think the way it happens in AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 13, 12:52am
                                        Were you worried imin Send a private message to imin Feb 13, 1:39am
                                            Yes, Imin, that is exactly one of the possibilities I feared. lol AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 13, 3:10am
    :) KilroyMcFadden Send a private message to KilroyMcFadden Feb 9, 3:55am
    Lord, I lost it! Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 9, 4:29am
    haha namarie Send a private message to namarie Feb 9, 9:36am
    Loved it! Ham_Sammy Send a private message to Ham_Sammy Feb 9, 6:28pm
    Not always accurate or fair, but VERY funny. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 10, 4:09am
    It's quite funny... BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 10, 8:20am
    that article is spot on Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Feb 10, 9:05pm
        In some regards, but not in many others. AinurOlorin Send a private message to AinurOlorin Feb 11, 11:34pm

 
 
 

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