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Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious.
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cats16
Valinor

Feb 7 2013, 6:10pm

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"The woodsmen say [In reply to] Can't Post

there is a Necropantser living in Dol Zippor."

"Balin, you know these pants. Lead the way."

"I am quite good with Dockers, if you must know."


Kirly
Lorien


Feb 7 2013, 6:33pm

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room?? [In reply to] Can't Post

speaking of room in trousers....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13-Rqjt5kwg

the commercial cracks me up!
oh, they have something for that too...
http://www.youtube.com/...aC7RSk5o&index=3

i don't know who created these commercials but they are hilarious!

My avatar photo is Lake Tekapo in New Zealand's South Island. Taken by me in 2004 on a Red Carpet Tours LOTR Movie Location Tour. 'Twas the Vacation of a Lifetime!

pictures taken while on the tour are here:
https://picasaweb.google.com/Kirly7/LOTRNewZealandTour#


GloryBox
Bree


Feb 7 2013, 7:31pm

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"For a dragon will guard his pants as long as he lives" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Robbed of their pants, the dwarves of Erebor wandered the wilderness, a once mighty people brought low."

"Thranduil would not risk the pants of his kin against the pants of the dragon. No pants came from the elves that day, or any day since."

"She had all my pants stuffed in her pockets. Hah ! Dreadful woman!"

...one morning long ago in the quiet of the world, when there was less noise and more green... The Hobbit


Kimtc
Rohan


Feb 7 2013, 7:42pm

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This would be Ro. [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
"Lost my pants twice. Think the elastic is gone. Didin't help that some woman with TORn written on her bodice keeps yanking them down."



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 7 2013, 7:43pm

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We must away ere break of day, to seek our long-forgotten pants.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"


Kimtc
Rohan


Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm

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Legacy pants! [In reply to] Can't Post

Balin: "You have built a new life for us in the Blue Mountains, a life of peace and plenty. A life that is worth more than all the pants in Erebor."

Thorin: "From my grandfather to my father, these pants have come to me. They dreamt of the day when the dwarves of Erebor would reclaim all their pants. There is no choice Balin, not for me."

Balin: "Then we are with you, laddie. Pantsless though we are, we will see it done."

Bilbo: "For God's sake, just borrow some of mine! And stop walking around my home pantsless!"


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm

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"... the pants were smaller, and more silent; also this time there were no trolls." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 7:56pm

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"People sang on quays and out of pants." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


GloryBox
Bree


Feb 7 2013, 8:15pm

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Oh, excellent! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Dol Zippor" -- love it!

...one morning long ago in the quiet of the world, when there was less noise and more green... The Hobbit


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 9:14pm

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not to point fingers... [In reply to] Can't Post

...but a likely candidiate! Of course it could be any of us given the opportunity so pot, kettle, etc.

Samwise: There's that Crack of Doom Mr Frodo!

Frodo: Yes, I see. Please Sam, pull up your pants.

And a hearty thanks to Ro for this bit of fun!

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.

(This post was edited by Brethil on Feb 7 2013, 9:19pm)


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Feb 7 2013, 9:33pm

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Ewww! [In reply to] Can't Post

LOL! Having trouble with the mental imagery of oozy pants and sandy pants, and wondering who inhabits both...


ryouko
Lorien

Feb 7 2013, 9:39pm

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You hear that sound? [In reply to] Can't Post

That's the sound of slash fanfic writers tapping away on their keyboards. Tongue


Rostron2
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 10:16pm

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We have to have... [In reply to] Can't Post

"This movie is so full of cliched pants, it's absolutely horrid..."


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 11:06pm

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true but... [In reply to] Can't Post

YOU HAVE TO TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS.

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


Oin's parasite
Rivendell


Feb 7 2013, 11:09pm

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Okay, okay, last ones! [In reply to] Can't Post

Bilbo: "Ever they delved deeper, down into the pants. And that is where they found it. The heart of the pants. The Arkentrousers. Thrr named them the Kings Pants. He took them as a sign, a sign that his his right to rule was divine."

Bilbo: "The young dwarf prince took work where he could find it, laboring in the pants of men..."

Gandalf: "Well, Im pleased to find your remember something about me, even if its only my pants."

Balin: Lets shove this in the pants, otherwise well never get everyone in.

Ori: "Have they got any pants?

Saruman: "Do not speak to me of Radagast of the Brown Pants. He is a smelly fellow."
Gandalf: "Well, he's pungent, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life..."
Saruman: "It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of chille!"

Gloin: "What does he say? Does he offer us insult?"
Gandalf: "No Master Gloin, he's offering you his pants."
Gloin: "Well. In that case lead on..."

Thorin:" You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself pantsed! Did I not say that you would be a burden, that you would not survive in the wild and that you have no place amongst our pants? I've never been so wrong in all my life."

"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 11:41pm

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Win! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Gloin: "What does he say? Does he offer us insult?"
Gandalf: "No Master Gloin, he's offering you his pants."
Gloin: "Well. In that case lead on..."



Arandiel
Grey Havens

Feb 8 2013, 8:01am

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So, which does Thorin wash more often... [In reply to] Can't Post

I think you can fill in the rest of the question...

Thanks, Ro! Wink


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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Feb 8 2013, 12:24pm

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These commercials are hilarious! [In reply to] Can't Post

My stomach hurts from laughing.Laugh

s ofereode, isses swa mg - that has passed, so may this.


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Feb 8 2013, 12:36pm

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The first and second ones - absolutely brilliant! [In reply to] Can't Post

<Gets stomach ulcer caused by continuous bouts of laughter>

s ofereode, isses swa mg - that has passed, so may this.


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 8 2013, 3:34pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

   
Smile
This was fun!

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 8 2013, 4:18pm

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Out of evil comes great good fun! [In reply to] Can't Post

What if my house be troubled by a rat,
And I pleased to give ten thousand silly posts
To have it baned? What, are you pantsed yet?

If you prick us, do we not bleed Tolkien?
If you tickle us with painful puns, do we not laugh?
If you poison out site, do we not refute ....with underwear?

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


The White Wizard
The Shire


Feb 9 2013, 1:07am

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Hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

That is absolutely hilarious! Thank you for providing a bundle of laughs to my day.


Heatherleawv
Bree


Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm

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These [In reply to] Can't Post

have been Hillarious! I finally thought of one, Pants: An Unexpected Journey!

BTW The Star Wars version of this game is very funny!

All that glitters is not gold...


Sauron the Maia
Registered User

Feb 9 2013, 11:01pm

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The first pants thread I participated in, around 1999, was indeed a Star Wars pants thread.

Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."


Heatherleawv
Bree


Feb 10 2013, 12:48am

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So [In reply to] Can't Post

Funny! Ok, how about this one I sensed your foul pants the moment you arrived on board. Smile
Here's another LOTR one, One doesn't simply walk into Mordor, it's surounded by Pants!

All that glitters is not gold...

(This post was edited by Heatherleawv on Feb 10 2013, 12:53am)

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